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[jervil]

Hello new people. If you have any specific food-related allergies or requests, please fill out the form for Nazikeda to process and the kitchens will do our best to accommodate your in the cafeteria and any room catering requests.

If you are a Mission Leader and require rations, please submit form 62A at least 24hrs before departure for rations and sustenance requests.

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Thank you.

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[infurmary]

Hello! I do not have any specific food-related allergies, though I have a troubling time with chocolate. Which is naturally, quite devastating. It's so kind of you to ask!

[jervil]

You have to fill out

I will fill out the form for you.

[infurmary]

Oh my apologies, I get very excited. It's good to meet you, I'm Newton!

[jervil]

I know. Hello, Newton. I am Leeds. Welcome [...] back to the Society.

[infurmary]

A pleasure to meet the man who is taking such good care of us all. You know, the cook we had back in my time was a terror. I'm not sure I consumed anything that wasn't a crispy congealed brick. Not that I should complain about anything I eat, given that my primary diet was the flesh of the souls I...well. Anyway.

[jervil]

The flesh of souls? What are you?

[infurmary]

A Hellhound. Well, I was...no I am, but not active.

[jervil]

Oh.

I am a kind of demon.

[infurmary]

Oh? What kind. Have we met before?

[jervil]

I am the Jersey Devil but not the sports team. I have a Wikipedia page if you know how to use Wikipedia.

[infurmary]

[...] Yes, I am becoming quite excellent with the world wide web and now even have a Reddit account. I'd be more than happy to read your personal biography on the Wikipedias.

[jervil]

It is not the most factual biography. Astaroth told me some things that contradict the humans' telling.

[infurmary]

Astaroth enjoys doing that doesn't he. I imagine he did so and then left dramatically afterwards?

[jervil]

Oh so you know him well. I have only met him and Lord Bee here, of the famous demons I mean.

[infurmary]

Lord Bee?

[jervil]

Beelzebub.

[infurmary]

Here?

[jervil]

You are acquainted?

[infurmary]

Yes. It's been some time. Are there any other demons I should be aware may attempt to currently employed here besides yourself? Incidentally, what's your opinion on Hell?

[jervil]

There are a few but no one famous enough to "name drop" I think. I have never been to hell but [...] I guess it's complicated because it is "the bad place" for humans. I was born human but I'm now a demon I think so IDK how that works for me.

[infurmary]

Thank t Not a place you need to visit, in fact, don't even think about it!

That's fascinating. I haven't met a Jersey Devil before, but I'm well acquainted with goats and of course am myself a creature who can take on a human appearance. I spent some time of my existence in the North of England where there are many goats.

[jervil]

A? So you are pro-goat. This is good to know.

[infurmary]

Of course! I love all animals. I would be a terrible Veterinarian if not.

Leeds are you able to make us a private discourse? I do not trust in my technical abilities.

Newds

[jervil]

Do you mean this? I am also not the best at technology.

Newds

[infurmary]

Yes! I've already made a mess of things, leading Silvia to believe that our conversation was private when it very much was not. I'll never forgive myself.

I wanted to ask what your regular interaction with other demons is. Do they visit here often?