BACKDATED: posted friday at the end of speed dating

[geminids]

[BRODERICK, during/after this; this should be a text but i'm too lazy to format it that way bc i'll be on mobile later.]

NO

[BRIAR, also during the above & w/ the same format caveat]

fuck you stop we cant be a pack if you fuckin kill me

[PUBLIC, at the end of speed dating]

who found love
who found lust
tell me all of it

Comments

Broken

[geminids]

we aint good i fucked us up
the official roundsre over i could leave
but if you really dont wanna leave with me then [...]
ok

[wizardjr]

See? Those are all super interesting things.

I dunno what I like. Reading? Hiking? I'm a musician, or at least I used to be?

Brasher.

[abracadavers]

Yeah. Let's raincheck those drinks, or buy another pitcher on me for charity, but I'm going to head out.

[wizardjr]

Yeah, maybe?

Broken

[abracadavers]

You can do whatever you want.

Masher

[cursorily]

Honestly, I get it now. The night of I was sulking, but I see it now in the clear light of two months later.

Broken

[geminids]

fuck im SORRY OK?????????????????? neat

[paperscissors]

i hope so. because if it doesn't, i'm going to have a really sad conversation with a 5-year-old about her reading habits. so wish me luck. she bites.

Brasher.

[cursorily]

Yeah, no problem. [...] Is everything okay?

Masher

[werewho]

You didn’t realize he was hot til now?

[firebirdy]

"Hit it n quit it" sounds terribly derogatory. Is this an accepted phrase, now?

It was unusual to see something stated quite so bluntly, I suppose.

Masher

[cursorily]

Sure, but I thought he was hot and a threat. That blurs your vision a bit.

Brasher.

[abracadavers]

Everything is fine, I've just hit my limit on this speed dating stuff. Try not to fall into Rhys' arms when I'm not there to gloat about it, or try. I hope you and Maya have a good night.

[wizardjr]

Good luck. When in doubt, bring extra pop-up books.

[paperscissors]

forget that. you ever been tackled by somebody made of solid marble?

Masher

[werewho]

I don’t think I realized the extent of how jealous you were of him until now.

[wizardjr]

Can't say I have, no.

[paperscissors]

she goes for the knees. and she weighs a metric fuckton. you're going DOWN.

Brasher.

[cursorily]

He's so dashing, I might not be able to help myself. [...] But yeah, alright. I'll see you tomorrow, we can grab lunch or something.

Masher

[cursorily]

Are you kidding? Have you seen him?

[jervil]

It was for a good cause but it was not very fun.

[wizardjr]

I suppose I'm lucky that none of my siblings are made of stone.

[geminids]

no new buddies????

[geminids]

i got the bartender to put malort n the angola one together

[geminids]

drunk