BACKDATED: posted friday at the end of speed dating

[geminids]

[BRODERICK, during/after this; this should be a text but i'm too lazy to format it that way bc i'll be on mobile later.]

NO

[BRIAR, also during the above & w/ the same format caveat]

fuck you stop we cant be a pack if you fuckin kill me

[PUBLIC, at the end of speed dating]

who found love
who found lust
tell me all of it

Comments

Broken [10 min later]

[abracadavers]

I don't think it's appropriate for the host to contact participants like this.

[wizardjr]

I raised money for charity and nothing else changed.

[cursorily]

I found charity.

[afineskylark]

I've got 4 people to follow up with now.

Hemmings

[arietids]

[...] Does that mean

It's for charity.

[firebirdy]

Hello! Could someone explain to me the expression "hook up"? One of my speed dates had this written upon their name tag and I am not sure if I was able to fulfill this request for them.

[werewho]

Did you enjoy your shots?

[jervil]

It was for a good cause but it was not very fun.

[infurmary]

I found a good number of new friendships! I've been invited to join a...summer volleyball league. I haven't the slightest idea what that might be, but it sounds exciting.