BACKDATED: posted friday at the end of speed dating

[geminids]

[BRODERICK, during/after this; this should be a text but i'm too lazy to format it that way bc i'll be on mobile later.]

NO

[BRIAR, also during the above & w/ the same format caveat]

fuck you stop we cant be a pack if you fuckin kill me

[PUBLIC, at the end of speed dating]

who found love
who found lust
tell me all of it

Comments

[wizardjr]

I suppose I'm lucky that none of my siblings are made of stone.

[paperscissors]

are all your siblings magical? i mean, a rock’s just a rock, but there’s probably some wicked stuff you can do with magic.

[wizardjr]

Yeah, we're all wizards, even if all our specialties differ. Broderick, for instance, is a necromancer.

[paperscissors]

oh, that’s cool as hell! and what do you do? because it seems like you do everything.

[wizardjr]

Spell invention, experimental spell work, magical theory... that kinda stuff. It's a little hard to define.

[paperscissors]

so you’re like literally inventing magic and you’re sitting around talking about how lame and boring you are? i don’t think i’ve invented a single thing.

[wizardjr]

[...] Well, people don't really know what any of that is anyway.

[paperscissors]

yeah, because you haven’t invented it yet!

[wizardjr]

Makes it hard to explain what I do, is all.

[paperscissors]

i think you explained it just fine and i'm kind of an idiot. so.

[wizardjr]

You're not an idiot.

[paperscissors]

i didn't say i was a TOTAL idiot, just kind of one. it's different.

[wizardjr]

Oh. Okay. Sorry?

[paperscissors]

it's a joke? i think. i mean, i was joking mostly. with that statement. which isn't to say that i'm always great at comprehension so you DID explain yourself well.

[wizardjr]

Okay, sorry. I'm not the best at social cues.

[paperscissors]

hey same. clearly. you don't have to be sorry that i have to explain myself when i do a poor job of articulating sarcasm. it's a lot harder without facial expressions and vocal inflection.

[wizardjr]

That's very true. There still isn't a great sarcasm emoji and /s looks kind of silly.