BACKDATED: posted friday at the end of speed dating

[geminids]

[BRODERICK, during/after this; this should be a text but i'm too lazy to format it that way bc i'll be on mobile later.]

NO

[BRIAR, also during the above & w/ the same format caveat]

fuck you stop we cant be a pack if you fuckin kill me

[PUBLIC, at the end of speed dating]

who found love
who found lust
tell me all of it

Comments

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[abracadavers]

First
I didn't even want to be h
Y

Sure. Maybe I can hear more about teenage Bracken.

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[geminids]

upped my bj game since then
[...] all my games
and my game game

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[abracadavers]

Not really the conversation topic I want to hear about. But good to know.

Trapper.

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[geminids]

thats my talkin point
what about him

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[abracadavers]

Can't say the blowjobs you and your first boyfriend you still have a little something for, gave eachother is my favourite talking point. How about you try another.

Nothing, just reconsidering my initial impressions.

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[geminids]

its a nothing kinda lil something
i was a roper
he was a steer wrestler
what more can i say 🎶

[...] what were they

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[abracadavers]

You know Taylor Swift is just going to make me more irritated.

That he has a stupid name but excellent opinions on books, and it was nice talking to someone passionate about what he does when I didn't want to be here in the first place. But now he's your first boyfriend.

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[geminids]

thats avril you fuckin degen were in canada get with the program

yeah my first but youre my last so you shouldnt give a fuck
like sure he got hotter but mostly he got hotter in the way where if you aint there i dont give a shit
[...] ok i give a tiny lil shit but thats only cause im a romantic who apparently goes for huge fuckin nerds

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[abracadavers]

Who the fuck is Avr

[...] (after dropping his phone)

I'm your last?

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[geminids]

what

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[abracadavers]

Bracken. Was that a typo?

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[geminids]

i typed lots

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[abracadavers]

I will throw this phone at you.

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[geminids]

fuck me up baby 🙂

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[abracadavers]

Right. I'm going home now, I think I've had enough of this speed dating shit. I'd strongly suggest that you come with me, but I'll let you make up your mind.

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[geminids]

✨my last✨ if i got any say in it even if youre the only dick i suck n i never get another orgy ever again not even when i turn 50 cause im real drunk n even more real into you






howd i do

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[abracadavers]

Romantic as that all is, I think we should talk about this when we're both more sober and I'm not sitting across from your first boyfriend. I don't want this conversation to be over texts.

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[geminids]

no actually i reckon im gonna [...] this was a bad move n worse idea sorry
go back to your scheduled shit

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[abracadavers]

Don't do that. It wasn't a bad move or a worse idea, but I'm having an awful lot of feelings about it and I want us to talk about it in person without fucking...Trapper staring me down.

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[geminids]

we could do it in person with fuckin trapper

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[abracadavers]

No.

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[geminids]

[...] if we talk about it in person we both know i aint gonna talk
like im
maybe gonna go for a real long run to the carolinas or

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[abracadavers]

Okay, then you can just listen.

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[geminids]

no

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[abracadavers]

No. Seriously?