BACKDATED: posted friday at the end of speed dating

[geminids]

[BRODERICK, during/after this; this should be a text but i'm too lazy to format it that way bc i'll be on mobile later.]

NO

[BRIAR, also during the above & w/ the same format caveat]

fuck you stop we cant be a pack if you fuckin kill me

[PUBLIC, at the end of speed dating]

who found love
who found lust
tell me all of it

Comments

[wizardjr]

Makes it hard to explain what I do, is all.

[paperscissors]

i think you explained it just fine and i'm kind of an idiot. so.

[wizardjr]

You're not an idiot.

[paperscissors]

i didn't say i was a TOTAL idiot, just kind of one. it's different.

[wizardjr]

Oh. Okay. Sorry?

[paperscissors]

it's a joke? i think. i mean, i was joking mostly. with that statement. which isn't to say that i'm always great at comprehension so you DID explain yourself well.

[wizardjr]

Okay, sorry. I'm not the best at social cues.

[paperscissors]

hey same. clearly. you don't have to be sorry that i have to explain myself when i do a poor job of articulating sarcasm. it's a lot harder without facial expressions and vocal inflection.

[wizardjr]

That's very true. There still isn't a great sarcasm emoji and /s looks kind of silly.