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hiring for prom
prom bouncers! big burly folx who will not let anyone in if they aren't wearing a sufficiently sequined prom dress or an entire tuxedo! thank youuuu i need like five people and there's no dress code

DM: All Girls

speaking of which!!! who wants to go dress shopping with me? i don't know my color season

Comments

Brick

[arietids]

Unsurprisingly there were no tuxes at that bonfire.

I'm sure Bracken'll say something, and we both know how annoying he is. And this is a Canadian prom. [...] Lord, I can't believe they're calling this a prom.

Brick

[abracadavers]

No? Not even as kindling?

Why would you think that? And yeah, there'll be photographers at this. You figured out your pose yet? Cinema has informed me that the hug from behind is a classic.

Brick

[arietids]

Couldn't get into the rich kid bonfire, unfortunately - too many bouncers.

Because he'll want to go and he seems to like being around you, from how often he smells like you.

Can't wait to drag Keda past any photo stations and hide from any roaming photographers.

Brick

[abracadavers]

[...] Real subtle.

Brick

[arietids]

Just stating a fact. You could just be hanging out all the time for all I know.

Brick

[abracadavers]

Uh huh, just buddies being pals. I'm fucking your brother.

Brick

[arietids]

I was just being nice with the whole hanging out thing - I'm aware.

Brick

[abracadavers]

Well now that it's hanging out there then. We good?

Brick

[arietids]

Why wouldn't we be? I don't care what you get up to as long as you're not being horrible to him.

Brick

[abracadavers]

Some siblings get protective, just giving you space for it so we can move on to how goofy you'll look at prom. [...] I'm not, for the record. Horrible to him I wouldn. Or I hope not, anyway.

That whole smell thing really fucking sucks, just want to put that out there.

Brick

[arietids]

[...] Only protective if I think I need to be, and I don't think I need to be. I will kick your ass if Don't tell Bracken I said

You get used to no privacy real quick back home.

Brick

[abracadavers]

Okay that's. So prom, you looking goofy.

I'm not exactly a shy person, I just wish it wasn't so one sided.

Brick

[arietids]

What makes you think I'm going to look goofy?

Good thing you're not shy or you'd be having an extra hard time. And yeah, I imagine that's kind of annoying, but we don't gossip about it too much.

Brick

[abracadavers]

Because I have eyes. And something tells me Keda will enjoy making you suffer just a touch. Handsomely suffer.

Oh great.

Brick

[arietids]

First, I look good in things. Second, she would, but luckily I can dress myself.

You're stuck with a bunch of wolves, this is your new lot in life.

Brick

[abracadavers]

Well I'll have photographic evidence, so I guess we'll see.

It's not a bad lot. You're stuck with me too.

Brick

[arietids]

There won't be any pictures, so you'll never know if you don't come.

Yeah, luckily I don't mind you too much.

Brick

[abracadavers]

There will be a back hug photo, you know there will be.

Wow. I don't mind you so much either.

Brick

[arietids]

Keda will absolutely try to talk me into one just to be a shit, and I will absolutely say no.

Glad we're on the same page.

Brick

[abracadavers]

But you'll still do it.

In all seriousness, Birdie and the committee seem to have put a lot of work into making this special. I'm sure it'll be a nice night for you and Keda, no matter how much of a fool you'll look in a bow tie dancing to Cyndi Lauper.

Brick

[arietids]

You're overestimating how much I listen to her, and how much she's going to actually want to do it.

Do I look like I own a bow tie? And I'm sure it'll be something.