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hiring for prom
prom bouncers! big burly folx who will not let anyone in if they aren't wearing a sufficiently sequined prom dress or an entire tuxedo! thank youuuu i need like five people and there's no dress code

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speaking of which!!! who wants to go dress shopping with me? i don't know my color season

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Wasn't planning to.

Och, sure, that's what they all say.

Anyway, I hate tight clothes but I'd like to look bonny. More so than everyone else, specifically. Can you help?

~~Is it~~

I can't guarantee more [...] bonny than everyone else, but I can work my literal magic.

Then what am I maybe considering paying you for? What kind of guarantee is that?

Bonniest is a matter of personal preference.

Oh, please. I could provide an objective list of bonniest to least bonny, no sweat.

Edited (Doh!) 2024-02-07 05:26 (UTC)

Noted. What makes someone the bonniest?

They look just like Stela. Next question.

What do they wear?

~~Oh, uhh… good question…~~ […] Is that not your job to figure out?

I think Barbie may be more suited to fashion questions. She kept criticizing mine.

[…] No offense to Barbie, but I’d like to look like I have private parts at prom. Under my clothes, obviously. We established that.

And, anyway, it doesnae matter what your personal fashion sense is. Who do you think dresses the bonniest? Make me look like that.

Right.

Possible last question(s). On a scale from miniest miniskirt to long, flowing train, what's your silhouette goal? And what's your base outfit? You've got to have something in case I flicker out, or there's magical interference or something.

Flicker out? I was going to wear a giant tee shirt but if you’re no all that good at this, I suppose I’ll wear my green linen slip dress.

I’d like my dress to be long but not cumbersome. With a slit! Simple is fine. Wouldnae want you to over exert yourself and get me kicked out of prom for indecency.

It's an exaggeration. But the most effective illusions need a base to build off of. Helps with movement. The t-shirt would be fine, but the dress is better.

Now. It can't last forever. Would you like a dramatic Cinderella moment where you have to flee away into the night mysteriously?

[Ainslie returns to reply to this on the evening of Feb. 7th]

I’ll wear the dress then. I predict you may be otherwise occupied by the end of the night, so I’ll plan a backup. And save your magic. I dinnae need a Cinderella moment.

[Asher/Ainslie]
How good are you at promposals? Magically speaking?

A presumptuous prediction. But if I am, the Cinderella moment could happen all on its own.

[Asher/Ainslie]
I thought you already had your prom date sorted.

Well, I have more information than you, which makes my presumptions more reliable.

[Asher/Ainslie]
Maya said her ideal promposal is ~magical~ and you seem like just the guy to deliver it.

On behalf of whom?

You, silly.

Oh, I see. This is a set-up.

I’m an excellent matchmaker and I willnae even charge a fee for the service.

That's good, seeing as I did not request the service.

Isn’t that crazy? You didnae even ken you needed my help and yet here I am, helping you.

She said you can choose if the promposal is public or private.

How gracious.