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[fairygodbrother]

Is it a bad sign if your pen explodes when you're writing your fia girlfriend's carnation note? (Joking, Noel!)

[Byron, Bellona, Birdie, Adrian, Ainslie, Knife, Cinder, Stela, Velvet, Noel (aka people he and Noel have decided look/seem about their age even if they're not actually) ]

One of my god kids is convinced I don't have any friends so: Is anyone up for finding the best local brewery? Or seeing a sports thing in Toronto? Or starting a trivia team? An escape room? A hobby club where we try something new every week? [...] These suggestions might be why she's concerned about me.

Comments

[fairygodbrother]

Any pen connoisseurs around?

[Youths]
Cool! That's like being back home, I'd love to check them out.

[wizardjr]

Broderick and Sharona.

[Youths]
I think there are also some supernatural bars around, but I haven't been, other than the one.

[fairygodbrother]

I'll have to ask them for a recommendation.

[Youths]
I don't mind if they're not supernatural if other people don't mind.

[wizardjr]

I'm sure they'll have a lot to tell you.

[YOUTHS]
I probably won't go because I can squash a human like a bug, but let me know how it goes!

Youths.

[fairygodbrother]

We can do supernatural, then.

Youths.

[wizardjr]

That's all right.

Youths.

[fairygodbrother]

How about a smash room?

Youths.

[wizardjr]

Thanks for the invite, but I'm good. Have fun.

Youths.

[fairygodbrother]

Alright.

Youths.

[nommers]

i mean, or you could just... not attack humans?

Youths.

[wizardjr]

[...] Right.

Youths.

[nommers]

it really shouldn't be that hard.

Youths.

[wizardjr]

I get the message. I won't go.

Youths.

[dragonhoard]

It's hard to imagine you squishing a bug like a bug.

Youths.

[wizardjr]

[...] Right.

Youths.

[dragonhoard]

If you don't want to hang out with us you could just say that.

Youths.

[wizardjr]

I don't want to hang out with you because all you do is make fun of me.

[abracadavers]

Fountain pen, ballpoint, gel, or rollerball?

[fairygodbrother]

[...] Bic?

[abracadavers]

Christ. No. If you want to stay with a gel, ballpoint, or rollerball pen, then Pentel Energel or Zebra is the best brand. If you want to venture out into fountain pen territory, I have a list suggestions.

[fairygodbrother]

I've never heard of any of these.

[abracadavers]

That You Well it's not too late to turn that around. Sharona has her own strong opinions on stationary, so we'd be happy to guide you down the right path. [...] But the best brand is Pilot. Whatever Sharona says, just remember that.

[bahbie]

That must be why it exploded.

[fairygodbrother]

That bad?

[bahbie]

Well. You are now in the company of an expert (Broderick)! ❤️