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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

Comments

Broken

[abracadavers]

I'm not swimming in anything. And none of that bothers me, you're the only one I'm sleeping with.

Wolves.

[whywolves]

And I'm very thankful for it, but that wasn't how it usually is for me.

[abracadavers]

I'm a very honest person.

Broken

[geminids]

by choice or circumstance

wolves.

[geminids]

and sound.

Bests

[wizardjr]

Bowen's your favourite, though. I know.

That's fair. Do you want to get dinner or something? Maybe we could check out the ROMM (Royal Ontario Museum of Magic). Or go bowling.

Stela. Who apparently also dated him. I'm assuming she's pranking me.

Broken

[abracadavers]

By choice? I don't really sleep around.

[beelzebug]

Most people are, in one way or another. I find it comes down to how well others are listening.

Wolves.

[geminids]

[...] ok. you said no dwellin, i won't make you.

Broken

[geminids]

ok. good to know.

Re: Bests

[abracadavers]

Bowen is not my favourite, I have no favourites not like I didn't follow you t.

That sounds great actually, I've been thinking about suggesting a Department trip to the ROMM, it would be good to scout it out first. I'm not entirely convinced it wouldn't somehow blow up if we were all in that building.

Also? Kevin got Stela and you? Wow. I've underestimated him.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Not that I'm judging anyone who does I get the im.

Bests

[wizardjr]

Well, you're my favourite. There, I said it.

That sounds like a great idea. We can test it out, make sure it's structurally sound before we bring the rest of the team there.

What can I say? The bar was on the ground, apparently. Also, sometimes a pathetic little man is appealing, I don't know?

Broken

[geminids]

subtle

Broken

[abracadavers]

I've never been accused of that.

Broken

[geminids]

true. i do really sleep around

Re: Wolves.

[whywolves]

Thank you. Sorry.

Broken

[abracadavers]

May Well, I'm sure you're swimming in offers yourself. Seems like "hotness" was a requirement in hiring at this place.

Bests

[abracadavers]

I'm telling Bowen you said that.

You can buy me a beer this time too.

It's true, they really are. That's witchcraft.

Broken

[geminids]

you kept me pretty busy so far actually. got bars n apps for when you don't.

Bests

[wizardjr]

Good. He should know. He killed my favourite cactus.

I'll buy you twelve.

He made me read his terrible self-insert fanfiction and I still made out with him. How do they do it?

Broken

[abracadavers]

Glad you're not suffering too badly, then.

Bests

[abracadavers]

He was experimenting, give the kid a break.

You do remember that 12 for me is a little different than 12 for you these days, right?

Fanfiction for what, exactly?

Bests

[wizardjr]

Shouldn't druids be better at not killing cactuses?

Fine. I'll get you 14 instead.

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003).

Broken

[geminids]

only when that's the flavor of the day 🙂