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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

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[geminids]

only when that's the flavor of the day 🙂

Broken

[abracadavers]

Jesus. Spoiled, and here I am with a Frappuccino on delivery.

Broken

[geminids]

yeah pretty sure i didn't earn any of it but i'll take what i can get. thanks for the flower btw

Broken

[abracadavers]

Sorry it was just the...one. Thank you for yours.

Broken

[geminids]

yeah but i just learned you're into ones of stuff so it seems like a fittin number.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Oh yeah, I'm really into the number 1. I'm going to make it my whole identity.

Broken

[geminids]

you're goddamn competitive enough to make it work. wanna cement that by kickin my ass at pool again

Broken

[abracadavers]

Always. Another night, though.

Broken

[geminids]

i just me [...] ✨oooooOOOOoo✨

Broken

[abracadavers]

What the fuck is that?

Broken

[geminids]

read it out

Broken

[abracadavers]

It has been read.

Broken

[geminids]

then you should get by now that it's an "oooo" but it goes up in the middle then back down.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Yeah, I got all that. Sounded it out in fact which was a really dignified moment for me. Why?

Broken

[geminids]

that's the sound you make when your buddy's got vday plans. are they hot.

Broken

[abracadavers]

I'm going to dinner and the museum with Byron, dummy.

Broken

[geminids]

ok so not hot. just cute nerd stuff.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Yes, so keep your ooOOoos. I'll raincheck destroying you in pool, so you can get practicing.

Broken

[geminids]

um. why the fuck would i wanna get better when last time worked out perfectly good for me.

Broken

[abracadavers]

This is what I'm talking about, I'm incentivizing the wrong things.

Broken

[geminids]

pretty sure they're exactly the right ones

Broken

[abracadavers]

What are you doing tonight?

Broken

[geminids]

thought about takin the night shift so the others can go have their fun.

Broken

[abracadavers]

That's nice of you, what a good boss you are. You mind if I stop by later?

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[geminids]

plus i get to cut all the animals' snacks into lil hearts and nobody's around to tell me it's lame.

d'you usually end up that drunk after goin out with your brother