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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

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[wizardjr]

Someone's playing pranks on me, I think.

[WOLVES]
I'm in.

[geminids]

who are we gonna elaborate

[WOLVES]
what's everybody's campin knowhow. do we gotta plan for novices or anything.

[werewho]

It’s early for an Valentine’s Day ex text. I don’t usually get them til after dark.

[wolves]
Yes, please.

[geminids]

bet he remembers how pretty i look in the sunlight.

[wolves]
are you and sharona gonna be able to get away, idk how bein the big head works.

[sorrower]

Do you have many exes? How much money could you make?

[geminids]

didn't think i had many worth a vday text but i guess we'll find out how wrong i was when i gotta roll up to the bank.

[trylla]

Is there any way to know like if it's unsigned who it's from? I know that kind of goes against the whole spirit but like. Does somebody have a spell or something?

Thank you to everyone for the flowers by the way!

[geminids]

closest i can do's smellin who touched it but then i'll probably tell you it was whoever delivered the stuff. d'you got a secret admirer.

[sealskinsuit]

Thank you :)

[geminids]

what's the story

[ainslie]
or if it's bad manners to ask where everybody can see. what's the story

[lepreconned]

I'll toast to that.

[geminids]

d'your book sales go through the roof this time of year

[abracadavers]

Just a nickel? Sounds like you lost your touch.

[geminids]

rude

[balik]

y'know, it's rude to stand ppl up.

Broderick.

[wizardjr]

Did you get anything good?

Wolves.

[whywolves]

Yeah.

Wolves.

[geminids]

cool good talk

[horseboi]

What a pleasant surprise. Thank you, everyone who sent me flowers.

[geminids]

hey np bud

[jervil]

You are welcome, dear friend Hyacinthe.

[halfnight]

This is why you immediately block exes.

[geminids]

tbh i never figured he'd care to look me up again.

[arietids]

[Wolves]

Let's bring some things to do a bit of work on the cabin too, if you weren't already planning to.

[Hemmings]

Not really. Usually get her flowers because they have better arrangements on Valentine's Day, but we're not too fussed about holidays. She doesn't have an actual birthday, either, so.

Sounds like your exes were into it. Or are now.

[geminids]

[wolves]
i didn't know if we were goin to the same place or not.

[hemmings]
does she have a fake one

he's into a free ass he thinks still lives in minnesota. so