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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

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[geminids]

by choice or circumstance

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[abracadavers]

By choice? I don't really sleep around.

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[geminids]

ok. good to know.

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[abracadavers]

Not that I'm judging anyone who does I get the im.

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[geminids]

subtle

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[abracadavers]

I've never been accused of that.

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[geminids]

true. i do really sleep around

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[abracadavers]

May Well, I'm sure you're swimming in offers yourself. Seems like "hotness" was a requirement in hiring at this place.

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[geminids]

you kept me pretty busy so far actually. got bars n apps for when you don't.

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[abracadavers]

Glad you're not suffering too badly, then.

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[geminids]

only when that's the flavor of the day 🙂

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[abracadavers]

Jesus. Spoiled, and here I am with a Frappuccino on delivery.

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[geminids]

yeah pretty sure i didn't earn any of it but i'll take what i can get. thanks for the flower btw

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[abracadavers]

Sorry it was just the...one. Thank you for yours.

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[geminids]

yeah but i just learned you're into ones of stuff so it seems like a fittin number.

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[abracadavers]

Oh yeah, I'm really into the number 1. I'm going to make it my whole identity.

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[geminids]

you're goddamn competitive enough to make it work. wanna cement that by kickin my ass at pool again

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[abracadavers]

Always. Another night, though.

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[geminids]

i just me [...] ✨oooooOOOOoo✨

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[abracadavers]

What the fuck is that?

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[geminids]

read it out

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[abracadavers]

It has been read.

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[geminids]

then you should get by now that it's an "oooo" but it goes up in the middle then back down.

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[abracadavers]

Yeah, I got all that. Sounded it out in fact which was a really dignified moment for me. Why?

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[geminids]

that's the sound you make when your buddy's got vday plans. are they hot.