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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

Comments

[sorrower]

It is not satisfying to learn they regret their decision?

[geminids]

not so satisfying it makes me forget i got dumped tbh

[sorrower]

Well, it is their loss.

[geminids]

thanks it's true i'm a catch. thanks for the flower btw, i sent you some but didn't really sign em

[sorrower]

"Bark"? Thank you. You were my most colorful delivery. I appreciate them very much.

[geminids]

[...] what

[sorrower]

What? That was the note. It did have your name on it, however.

[geminids]

barkin's for danger i wouldn't write "bark" on a valentine

[sorrower]

It is a prank?

[geminids]

[...] or identity theft but i ain't really the kind of person you'd wanna swap lives with.

[sorrower]

Why would you say that? I think you are a great person to be.

At least if they are using your name, they are doing nice things. They sent me three of each carnation.

[geminids]

thanks. i think i'm pretty ok too but there're folks with more idk [...] power [...] n social skills [...] and grammar.

wait but that means they send you the kissin flowers too

[sorrower]

You are very sociable. I do not see the importance of power or perfect grammar.

The kissing flowers?

[geminids]

yeah like there were friend flowers, then the other two meant more than friends. apparently

[sorrower]

[...] Oh, well. I do not think anyone who sent me pink or red had kissing feelings.

[geminids]

like somebody could've for sure but you just ain't my type.

[sorrower]

I am sure I am not the Bracken-imposter's either.