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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

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[wizardjr]

Someone's playing pranks on me, I think.

[WOLVES]
I'm in.

[geminids]

who are we gonna elaborate

[WOLVES]
what's everybody's campin knowhow. do we gotta plan for novices or anything.

[werewho]

It’s early for an Valentine’s Day ex text. I don’t usually get them til after dark.

[wolves]
Yes, please.

[sorrower]

Do you have many exes? How much money could you make?

[wizardjr]

Got some anonymous carnations, and one from an ex that isn't here, and one from a sandcastle.

[WOLVES]
I'm a camping expert. We were basically born into running around in the mountains and countryside.

[geminids]

bet he remembers how pretty i look in the sunlight.

[wolves]
are you and sharona gonna be able to get away, idk how bein the big head works.

[trylla]

Is there any way to know like if it's unsigned who it's from? I know that kind of goes against the whole spirit but like. Does somebody have a spell or something?

Thank you to everyone for the flowers by the way!

[geminids]

didn't think i had many worth a vday text but i guess we'll find out how wrong i was when i gotta roll up to the bank.

[sealskinsuit]

Thank you :)

[sorrower]

It is nice to know you are thought of.

[geminids]

closest i can do's smellin who touched it but then i'll probably tell you it was whoever delivered the stuff. d'you got a secret admirer.

[geminids]

what's the story

[ainslie]
or if it's bad manners to ask where everybody can see. what's the story

[trylla]

Dunno. They might just be noteless flowers. They're pretty though!

[geminids]

what if the sandcastle's real and so's it's love.

[wolves]
ok that's perfect.

[byron]
d'you want your brother there for like [...] emotional support or whatever

[lepreconned]

I'll toast to that.

[werewho]

Maybe he needs to make someone jealous tonight and you’re key to his plans.

[wolves]
Good question. Maybe we need to name a second?

[geminids]

like in theory maybe but then you basically get "i dumped you n now i'm thinkin of you on the romance day" and it's like "yeah good for you buddy"

[geminids]

i got one from work lovin the romance

[geminids]

d'your book sales go through the roof this time of year

[sorrower]

It is not satisfying to learn they regret their decision?

[lepreconned]

Baby, it's like my second birthday. You talking about nickels? I've got something a lot bigger than that rolling in.

[trylla]

And one from an ex? Or did they hit you up a different way

[wizardjr]

If the one at the beach off was sentient, I was not aware.

[WOLVES]
Should I bring gear? What's the terrain?

[BRACKEN]
I'm a little worried about his safety, to tell you the truth.

[geminids]

the big nickel. i saw it in a guidebook.

[abracadavers]

Just a nickel? Sounds like you lost your touch.