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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

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[geminids]

the big nickel. i saw it in a guidebook.

[lepreconned]

Sounds like a great stage name, actually.

[geminids]

what's your act

[lepreconned]

You really have to ask? Money themed number that ends up with a pot'o'gold?

[geminids]

or d'you come out of the pot of gold like a lady comes out of a cake.

[lepreconned]

That's really offensive to my people. The pot'o'gold is obviously my treasure which is revealed after a seven person colourful 🌈 burlesque number. All while raining gold, obviously.

[geminids]

oh shit sorry, i forgot y'all had your sacred burlesque rituals.

[lepreconned]

Why do you think I got kicked out?

[geminids]

did they hand you a feathered fan n tell you to high kick your way to the highway.

[lepreconned]

Confiscated the fan because it was definitely stolen, and it was more of a shimmy.