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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

Comments

[balik]

it's a library, man. they're made for fucking.

[abracadavers]

They're made for reading in, no matter how sturdy those stacks or how poorly lit those corners are. Don't make me come for you.

[balik]

you can come for me whenever you want, broderick.

[abracadavers]

Timmy.

[balik]

it's a joke. ish.

[abracadavers]

Me banning you from the library won't be.

[balik]

i know you love the library, but i'm not real worried about never going in there again.

[abracadavers]

Okay now, you're just trying to piss me off. You should go to the Arthur Conan Doyle room, not to fuck, but because the Toronto Reference Library is a magical experience.

[balik]

i'm not trying to piss you off, man. the library's just not really my thing when i'm not getting dtf offers. [...] but thanks for the offer to read?

[abracadavers]

You're welcome. [...] I'm sorry for the mix up.

toderick.

[balik]

dw about it. 'course if you ever wanna give up that stance and rail or be railed against the stacks hmu.

toderick.

[abracadavers]

Oh I'm familiar wit Noted. Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to decline.

toderick.

[balik]

enjoy your library, man.

[beelzebug]

It's called young adult friction for a reason.

[balik]

don't disagree.

[beelzebug]

Broderick Best simply needs to learn that some things are out of his control.

[balik]

also, don't know anyone who's not into the whole, library fuck thing. forbidden is always tempting as shit.

[beelzebug]

Believe me, I know.

[balik]

glad someone does

[abracadavers]

Enforcing the rules in the library is very much within my control as Head Librarian.

[beelzebug]

If they get caught.

[abracadavers]

I don't miss things. I know the best places.