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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

Comments

[abracadavers]

We don't speak of it.

[arietids]

So you are in a feud with a bell.

[abracadavers]

You can't feud with an inanimate object. Please, I'm far more mature than that.

[arietids]

Of course you are. My mistake. You just feud with the Cheeto lobby.

[abracadavers]

Excuse you, PepsiCo and Coca Cola have a near stranglehold on the food and beverage industry, lining their pockets with the lies they tell the rest of us. Also Cheetos are trash.

[arietids]

Had no idea you had such strong opinions about the food and beverage industry. Weirdo.

[abracadavers]

I have strong opinions about everything. Asshole.

[arietids]

Lord, you really do. Isn't that exhausting?

[abracadavers]

Not at all, rage is very energizing.