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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

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[abracadavers]

Ha ha better date than most I've been on this day is.

With who?

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[geminids]

d'you go on many

whoever i fuckin WANT to.

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[abracadavers]

No, not for a while.

Wh And you didn't even want to go to begin with.

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[geminids]

debate club taught me you're supposed to have evidence. doesn't sound like enough evidence.

you're a decent selling point.

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[abracadavers]

I haven't been on a date in 5 years. I've got a pretty good list of total cock-ups from before though.

Be still my heart. You don't Maybe

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[geminids]

have you WANTED to date since or're you over that whole scene

there's degrees of decent n that was a good one, don't get all sarcastic with me.

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[abracadavers]

Haven't really thought about it. [...] I don't really want to think about it today, if that's alright.

I only know one way of being, sorry.

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[geminids]

[...] oh yeah shit sorry [...] course. my bad.

i wanna go cause sharona wants me there and cause you'll be there. also cause the bartenders know what's up when i order a triple. 🐺

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[abracadavers]

You're fine, idiot.

A triple what?

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[geminids]

idk depends on what i'm the mood for. maybe a hurricane or like a whiskey sour or somethin

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[abracadavers]

Noted. So about 10 of those finally get you a little loopy?

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[geminids]

8 if i only had a lil dinner. and tomorrow's feelin like a good day to drink.

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[abracadavers]

You're eating too, you're not going to the Boneyard on an empty stomach just to get wasted.

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[geminids]

what're we havin.

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[abracadavers]

[...] Takeaway.

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[geminids]

no shit, you ain't cookin. what KIND

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[abracadavers]

You could pretend this is shocking, like even a little. Thai, there are a few good places around here.

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[geminids]

holy BUCKETS i can't BELIEVE he ain't COOKIN!!!!!!!





thai's good

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[abracadavers]

Do you want to die?

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[geminids]

did i. or didn't i. do exactly what you asked.

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[abracadavers]

You're so fucking annoying. Maybe I'll make my order for one, since that's my favourite number.

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[geminids]

d'you reckon you can fireman carry me out of the boneyard when i get too plastered to walk cause somebody denied me dinner for followin his orders to the letter.

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[abracadavers]

Obviously, I'll have all that food to fuel me.

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[geminids]

ok then. go ahead n starve me.

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[abracadavers]

I'll see you later.