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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

Comments

Hemmings

[arietids]

[...] I'm glad Good you had somewhere to go, even if you had to sink all your time off into it.

Peewee footie, huh? That really worked out for you.

Hemmings

[geminids]

didn't mind havin to.

i asked if i could play goalie n they said i'd lose em the whole game. followed it up by sayin i'm 60 years too old for the league. kids're vicious lil fuckers.

Hemmings

[arietids]

You shit at taking time off without something to do?

Damn. I should take some pointers from them.

Hemmings

[geminids]

what d'you think

kid's a bad influence, never lettin y'all in the same room.

Hemmings

[arietids]

[...] I'm the same.

Afraid of your ego getting completely destroyed?

Hemmings

[geminids]

no shit.

i ain't too proud to admit that yeah. that or she'll take YOU down, then i won't be able to blame everything that happens on you.

Hemmings

[arietids]

You're the sensitive one. I'd be fine.

Hemmings

[geminids]

good fuckin luck, she ain't even mean about it she's just whip-smart. nothin from only nine n reads folks at a drag race level. could take on brylee with how SHE was back then.

Hemmings

[arietids]

But could she take on Brand?

Hemmings

[geminids]

fuck brand

Hemmings

[arietids]

What a nightmare kid. I wonder if

[...]

I'm glad you're so close with them. She probably likes having you around. At least to take you down a peg.

Hemmings

[geminids]

[...] it's neat she's like my lil scary godkid bff. and her folks are pretty ok too. [...] i probably gotta say that but it's true. they're good fri people.

Hemmings

[arietids]

You're a godfather? That's How grown up of you.

[...]

Sounds like a good new fami [...] Wait, is the dad a She's not bitten, is she?

Hemmings

[geminids]

wow thanks that's nice to hear at the tender age of 42.

nah. that'd be extra fucked up??? she's a KID

Hemmings

[arietids]

You had to grow up a little bit at some point, I guess.

That's what I was worried about. Was just surprised she was the only wolf in the family.

Hemmings

[geminids]

dad's a step. one of the good ones.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Good she has you for some guidance, then. [...] I'm p You're doing good. Not that you give a shit what I think, but.

Hemmings

[geminids]

thanks maybe like [...] once in a while i might.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Only when I say something nice, huh?

Hemmings

[geminids]

the insults're all old news so yeah.

Hemmings

[arietids]

I'd be nice to you more but I think it'd freak you out.

Hemmings

[geminids]

please don't