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[DICK]

Was that a real offer?

[DARCY] (later)

So. I fucked up.

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lol oh shit.

Can I use a wish for brainwashing him into forgetting I just did that?

I'd be really into seeing if that would really work on a celestial being, but counterpoint: this is really funny.

All I wanted to do was rail someone I didn't have to see socially and now I just have to die I guess.

You're so dramatic, just give it another go when the Lust Grinch tuckers out.

But he'll know. I am FREAKING OUT.

What is he going to do about it? Look really severe?

YES!!!!!!!! And not in a sexy way!!!!

Okay, okay. I'll throw myself at him. You don't have to thank me.

THANK YOU! GOOD LUCK!

Maybe he's just not into guys.

I'm a leprechaun, I don't need it.

Not into you? Impossible.

Maybe he hates how much I fill him with lust then.

Honestly, that's probably it. He's basically smoking from the lust he's just repressing in that beefy body of theirs.

I don't think I can talk to and/or look at them ever again.

Sure you can. I'm going to bang Richard rn, or at least cause him to go into a lust-induced fit of rage that will wipe any other from their memory. Then its smooth sailing for you, buddy.

Bracken also offered but I feel like I would probably run into him more because Beasts Including Horses. The whole point of hitting on Dick is that they hate me and I probably wouldn't have to talk to them ever again.

Am I overthinking this?