adventureic | (no subject)

Hello. I'm sorry ahead of time for any typos and if I meander a little. I'll do my best to catch them and myself.

First off, I'd like to apologize any of you came across a [...] wolf [...] while we were in the forest. I don't remember it myself. I'm guessing that ~~since none of you are dead or~~ no harm was done, but I didn't want to just sweep it under the rug, just in case.

~~Not that the first bit inspires confidence, but secondl~~ Secondly, I'm looking for a Personal Assistant. I'd prefer to promote within the Society. Please reach out to me if you'd like more information.

Thirdly! If you are currently without a roommate but would like one, I am working with Newton Postlethwaite to get him into more permanent accommodations. Please inquire within.

DM: MAYA

Still nothing?

TO: Cadmus Scantlebury
CC: Yana Getgood
BCC: Broderick Best, Moff Mann, Maya Rutkowski, Adzuki Yamashita, Bonaventure Best

Good morning,

I'd like to schedule an appointment with you regarding various safety issues that have become increasingly apparent over the last month.

I have tried working on these issues before escalating it to you by working and communicating with Bonaventure Best, but the results have been ~~abysm~~ ~~poor~~ [...] unsatisfactory.

I want to ensure steps are actively being made by those with the power to do so to ensure this organization gets back into tip-top shape.

Thank you,
Sharona Carter

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Good. I'm glad for it. Did you shift as well?

I'm tired, but I'm okay.

Someone patient above all else. His situation is unique and I want to make his transition as easy as possible.

I did, but it's not as bad for me because it's simply returning to my true form.

Do you need anything?

I hope you find someone. I wonder if we have anyone from his [...] era that would help him to feel more comfortable?

Yeah! I'm glad you had an easy go of it.

A nap. I want to become one with my mattress.

There's a couple [...] older [...] people here. Maybe? The last thing we want is for him to go into culture shock. I'm hoping that since he's used to magic, it won't be so bad.

I'm sorry it wasn't easy for everyone else.

I hope you get to have that.

Perhaps I can make him a little booklet about what things have changed.

I'm mostly sorry it happened at all. I'm looking into it.

Me too.
How are you today?

That sounds so cute! And safer than the internet.

Thank you for all that you do for us!

I'm okay. There was bottomless brunch—have you checked it out?

Definitely! Unlike the internet, I will not scam or mislead him.

You're very welcome! I wish I could do more.

I haven't! I'm not very hungry today, but I have to eat eventually so I'll go take a peek.

Imagine coming across literally any meme without context.

You've done a lot already! You care about us, and that's the most important thing!

You should go look! There's something for everyone.

Perhaps I should print out the most common ones so that he's not caught off guard.