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[whywolves]

Hello. I'm sorry ahead of time for any typos and if I meander a little. I'll do my best to catch them and myself.

First off, I'd like to apologize any of you came across a [...] wolf [...] while we were in the forest. I don't remember it myself. I'm guessing that since none of you are dead or no harm was done, but I didn't want to just sweep it under the rug, just in case.

Not that the first bit inspires confidence, but secondl Secondly, I'm looking for a Personal Assistant. I'd prefer to promote within the Society. Please reach out to me if you'd like more information.

Thirdly! If you are currently without a roommate but would like one, I am working with Newton Postlethwaite to get him into more permanent accommodations. Please inquire within.

DM: MAYA

Still nothing?

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TO: Cadmus Scantlebury
CC: Yana Getgood
BCC: Broderick Best, Moff Mann, Maya Rutkowski, Adzuki Yamashita, Bonaventure Best

Good morning,

I'd like to schedule an appointment with you regarding various safety issues that have become increasingly apparent over the last month.

I have tried working on these issues before escalating it to you by working and communicating with Bonaventure Best, but the results have been abysm poor [...] unsatisfactory.

I want to ensure steps are actively being made by those with the power to do so to ensure this organization gets back into tip-top shape.

Thank you,
Sharona Carter

Comments

[geminids]

perfect gentleman.

[wizardjr]

Are you just saying that to make me feel better?

[geminids]

are you callin me a liar

[wizardjr]

No, but you're all "love yourself", so maybe you just would make me sound nicer than I was.

[geminids]

love yourself.

[wizardjr]

I'm sorry, but I can't.

[geminids]

tough shit, you're gonna learn.

[wizardjr]

You don't unde All I can think about is everything I can nev [...]

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Hemmings

[arietids]

Afraid we might have to brainstorm some feelings work for next moon.

Hemmings

[geminids]

is it bad manners to ambush em with therapy

Hemmings

[arietids]

It is but lord almighty do I want to do it.

Maybe showing them pictures or some video of them being calm will do a bit of work.

Hemmings

[geminids]

that'd be another whole moon away cause it ain't like they can shift otherwise yet.

Hemmings

[arietids]

We'd be miracle workers if we got them feeling completely better about themselves in a moon cycle. But I agree, we should find some more immediate ideas too.

Hemmings

[geminids]

i told maya they should all jerk off alone then get high as fuck n chill out with bein themselves. she approved btw

Hemmings

[arietids]

Glad your genius plan is doctor approved.

Maybe we should focus some on how they feel different as the moon changes. Might make it feel a little more continuous instead of just this bad lead up to a singular event.

Hemmings

[geminids]

what like [...] moon journals. all they seem to realize is they feel bad in the lead-up, can't even tell when the phases change.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Maybe if they pay more attention they'll notice little things?

[...]

Wish we had a better idea how to do this.

Hemmings

[geminids]

wish we'd known more bitten folk growin up. [...] i had to deal with a pack of em once but i never told these kids cause when it came up they were still thinkin all of us were [...] y'know. big scary monsters n whatever. and the story wouldn't really make a decent case against that





cause i kicked their asses so good

Hemmings

[arietids]

Yeah, me too. Mom and Dad were so shi

I met one outside of that lady we met together, in LA, but [...] not worth telling the story to them either. Ended up bad for him.

Can't believe you found a whole pack of them. Proud of yourself for beating up a bunch of clueless wolves?

[arietids]

You were absolutely fine.

[wizardjr]

[...] Okay, thanks.

[arietids]

Do you believe me or are you just being agreeable?

[wizardjr]

I don't know what to believe.

[arietids]

I wouldn't lie to you about this. You were easy to handle and well-behaved.

[wizardjr]

Okay.