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[geminids]

ok so we got all these extinct animals in their lil globes and apparently what we do with em's my call but i'm [...] open to hearing what y'all have to say. please. before all the newbies get here cause i ain't about to trust anyn


[ASHER & KEDA]

hi [...] do y'all know how to tell if something expensive's real??? or if it is, what it's [...] worth [...] or how to offload it [...] or what the FUCK fuck i'm supposed to do with that necklace cause i'm pretty sure if i took it to a jeweller they'd be all "lock him up, boys" and whenever i look at it or even think about it i feel like i'm gonna hu

[WOLVES+ (Briar, Broderick, Byron, Keda, Maya, Sharona — no Asher ~yet~)]

[...] can we have dinner again. i got space.

Comments

Wolves+

[werewho]

I'm honored to be a guest at your first ever dinner party. What would you like us to bring?

Wolves+

[geminids]

[.............] a table. like for eating on.

Wolves+

[werewho]

That was not what I was expecting but I think we could manage bringing a table.

Wolves+

[geminids]

[...] also maybe no chairs here. like i got armchairs and a camp chair and bartstools and whatever but

Wolves+

[werewho]

Sounds like it's officially BYOC.

Wolves+

[geminids]

we're gonna pretend that's a normal thing.

Wolves+

[werewho]

I'm fine with that.

[...] what if I wanted a plus one?

Wolves+

[geminids]

then sharona'd have to bring somebody n that's getting a lil busy and sharona's already invited

Wolves+

[werewho]

Look at that, the tabloid convinced you too.

Wolves+

[geminids]

[...] you can bring somebody [...] if they don't suck. like if it's richard he can go suck a bag of boring dicks, i don't want him hanging around.

Wolves+

[werewho]

It's ok, I don't need to bring anybody. Though, for the record, Richard was not someone I was considering. And neither was Dick.

Wolves+

[geminids]

why're you being weird

Wolves+

[werewho]

I don't think I'm the one that is being weird.

Wolves+

[geminids]

if there's somebody important then fuckin bring em idc

Wolves+

[osmotheque]

Do not worry, we can take care of that.

Wolves+

[arietids]

Yeah, we'll bring two you can keep, Bracken.

Wolves+

[geminids]

i don't need forever chairs.

Wolves+

[arietids]

You need a forever small table and two forever chairs, at least.

Wolves+

[geminids]

my island's got a breakfast bar that's the same thing

Wolves+

[arietids]

Not the same thing. Promise having them won't kill you.

Wolves+

[geminids]

don't want em.

Brackeda

[osmotheque]

Consider it, perhaps? He makes them. He is rather good at it.

Brackeda

[geminids]

[...] but i ain't got a home. they won't have nowhere to go after this.

Wolves+

[arietids]

Fine. We'll bring not forever chairs.

Wolves+ (after the above DMs)

[geminids]

fine i'll take em