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Are we absolutely sure that poltergeist is gone? Because I think something is upsetting the ravens.
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WHO: Maya Rutkowski & Asher Simon
WHEN: Tonight, Sunday, May 19 after dinner
WHERE: Maya's apartment
WHAT: A conversation catching up on a few things and getting more serious as it goes along
WARNINGS: References to hypothetical death

Dancing around issues until Asher was actually ready to talk about them was becoming a new skill that Maya was honing. )
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CREATIVITY.
Hello, Creativity Department. My name is Asher, and I'm the head of the department. I work primarily in illusions. We'll be hosting a Creativity Fair on Sunday. The event will be open to everyone, but I would especially encourage those of you in this department to set up a booth or other form of display to, essentially, show everyone what you can do. You're not obligated to go out on missions as a part of your work here, but you may do so if and when you choose.

And if you want to sell and pieces or goods at the fair, I certainly won't stop you.



MAYA.
Did you hire a curseb
[...] What are you up to tonight?




Hello, everyone. As long as we're in the (re-)introduction phase, my name is Asher and I lead the Creativity Department. We'd like to invite everyone to a special event on Sunday. We'll be hosting a Creativity Fair. It's a chance to come and see what we're up to and how we might be able to help on future endeavors and missions.

But it's also an opportunity for you (yes, you!) to show off. Whether it's skills directly related to your position here or a side hobby or anything in between, booths and other displays are open to everyone. Are you secretly a sculptor? Did you accidentally over-propagate a plant you're desperate to find new homes for? We'll even have a microphone set up in the corner if you'd like to show off your vocal impersonation skills or something. Stop on by.
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ok so we got all these extinct animals in their lil globes and apparently what we do with em's my call but i'm [...] open to hearing what y'all have to say. please. before all the newbies get here cause i ain't about to trust anyn


[ASHER & KEDA]
hi [...] do y'all know how to tell if something expensive's real??? or if it is, what it's [...] worth [...] or how to offload it [...] or what the FUCK fuck i'm supposed to do with that necklace cause i'm pretty sure if i took it to a jeweller they'd be all "lock him up, boys" and whenever i look at it or even think about it i feel like i'm gonna hu

[WOLVES+ (Briar, Broderick, Byron, Keda, Maya, Sharona — no Asher ~yet~)]
[...] can we have dinner again. i got space.
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I'm not responsible for the bats.

But I am responsible for the Creativity Department.



[ Creativity ]
Hello.
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[Seancers]
I wanted to thank you all for your help the other day. I know we've had a lot going on since then, but I didn't want to let too long go by without saying thank you. I genuinely appreciate it.



[Non Evil Management]
So, do we need to start implementing a buddy system or something?
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WHO: Broderick Best, Byron Best, Maya Rutkowski, and Asher Simon, and a few special guests
WHEN: Sunday evening, April 7
WHERE: Broderick's office
WHAT: A seance
WARNINGS: Ghosts and candles

We can’t follow where you go next, but we can be with you when you do make that journey if you’re prepared to go willingly )
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[Broderick]
How's your head?


[Maya]
Two things:

1) Do you like a) sports, b) walking tours, c) museums, d) theatre

2) Did I leave my watch up there?




Did you know you could go on a tour of the sewers of Toronto?

Follow up, who on earth would want to go on a sewer tour? A ninja turtle?
werewho: (thinking [almost embarassed])
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WHO: Maya & Asher
WHEN: Tuesday afternoon.
WHERE: Asher's apartment.
WHAT: Maya decides it's time to have the talk that Asher wanted to have before the moon.
WARNINGS: Slightly NSFW topics but no actually explicit acts take part in this log.

Aha, a strings attached smoothie. )
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[ Maya ]

[ Maya ]
I wanted to
So
I'm s
I understand that you mean



[ Broderick ]

[ Sharona ]

[ Broderick ]
Do we need to talk? Did she say anything to you?



I need a new playlist. Or several. What do you listen to to concentrate, to cheer up, to work out, etc?





Added later, after some soul searching from this
[ Maya ]
Hey.
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WHO: Broderick Best, Asher Simon, and an old fiend
WHEN: Monday, March 11
WHERE: A Wisconsin cemetery and final resting place of Yon Yonson
WHAT: Asher recruits Broderick to help him with Mission #1015 but things get complicated when they're interrupted by an unwelcome guest
WARNINGS: Ghostly possession, vengeful exes axes

But it only took one look at Broderick's cloudy eyes to see that his friend was not in the driver's seat. )
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We should host a Blazzak game here.


MAYA.
Hey, I've got a favor to ask. Of the medallion and mission variety.


BRODERICK.
I've been assigned a ghost-related mission. What are you up to at some point in the next couple of days?
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WHO: Asher Simon and Byron Best
WHEN: Sunday, February 25, after the werewolves return but before the Bests leave
WHERE: Byron's office
WHAT: Asher finally addresses his medallion difficulties
WARNINGS: Swedish Fish

You probably know that I glow in the dark… )
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WHO: Asher Simon & Maya Rutkowski
WHEN: February 23, approximately 12:03am.
WHERE: Asher's apartment
WHAT: Part Two
WARNINGS: Vague references to transformation and possible injury

If I scratched you, you’re going to transform. )
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HELLO WE NEED HELP I don't know what's going on but Maya and I are in a forest and she's a wolf and I have about three percent battery left. Somebody needs to help her, she wasn't expecting to transform and I'm not sure where she is now or where I am now.
werewho: (gesture [think think thinking])
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WHO: Asher Simon & Maya Rutkowski
WHEN: February 21st approximately 11:50pm to February 22nd approximately 12:03am.
WHERE: HQ
WHAT: Maya runs off some pre-moon energy, then runs into Asher practicing some illusions. They inadvertently learn more than they expected about one another.
WARNINGS: Descriptions of a painful transformation.

Asher leaned closer, as if he was about to reveal a deep secret. )
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It really is an ambush. They're everywhere??


[ Baliks ]
Have a good birthday?

Oh, and neither of you are off to the hinterlands today, are you? Though I'm beginning to wonder if snowmen might be preferable to raccoons.
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Hope everyone had a good hump day yesterday.

Except whichever of you decided to send Barbie a fake Valentine from me. If you've got a problem with me, that's fine, but Barbie is a ray of innocent fucking sunshine and doesn't deserve that.



[ Broderick ]
The shelf's fixed.