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[geminids]

ok so we got all these extinct animals in their lil globes and apparently what we do with em's my call but i'm [...] open to hearing what y'all have to say. please. before all the newbies get here cause i ain't about to trust anyn


[ASHER & KEDA]

hi [...] do y'all know how to tell if something expensive's real??? or if it is, what it's [...] worth [...] or how to offload it [...] or what the FUCK fuck i'm supposed to do with that necklace cause i'm pretty sure if i took it to a jeweller they'd be all "lock him up, boys" and whenever i look at it or even think about it i feel like i'm gonna hu

[WOLVES+ (Briar, Broderick, Byron, Keda, Maya, Sharona — no Asher ~yet~)]

[...] can we have dinner again. i got space.

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[geminids]

cause i'm realizin how many lil bits and pieces they got and you're gonna tease me about every single one.

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[abracadavers]

That's our love language. I can reign it in, besides, I may not be good with cooking but I'm good with bits and pieces. Let me help you.

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[geminids]

"o how bossy'll you get if i let you.

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[abracadavers]

[...] I can be normal.

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[geminids]

biggest lie i ever heard.

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[abracadavers]

I can.

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[geminids]

[...] no more furniture jokes.

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[abracadavers]

Okay. I'm sorry.

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[geminids]

you're fine. [...] thanks for the help

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[abracadavers]

You're welcome. It's a nice idea, especially given everything and who knows where people will e

I guess when you're flush with all of that Titanic cash you'll be throwing more of these.

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[geminids]

oh my god

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[abracadavers]

I know you were hoping to get one, but I think you'd make a great sugar daddy.

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[geminids]

the only extreme of sugar baby i'dve been willin to accept's a trophy [...] boyfriend.

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[abracadavers]

Well I am younger than you. Old man.

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[geminids]

then i'll buy you your own damn shearling jacket so you can stop wearing mine.

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[abracadavers]

But I like yours.

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[geminids]

i see how it is. what if i just buy like thousands of the most expensive butt plugs i can find and nothing else.

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[abracadavers]

Bracken Hemming, Butt Plug collector isn't a surprise twist. Will you show up in person to the butt plug auction, or be the anonymous and potentially villainous millionaire on the phone.

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[geminids]

always anonymous, if i got money that ain't nobody's business but mine. [...] probably gotta branch out into dildos too though. diversify.

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[abracadavers]

You realize that they're only valuable if they're not used right?

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[geminids]

you think i'd be buyin em to collect???? d'you know me at ALL

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[abracadavers]

Good to know enormous heaps of money won't change you.

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[geminids]

course not. if anything it'd just make me more horny and even weirder about money.

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[abracadavers]

I'm not sure the world is ready. You decide what you're actually going to use it for?

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[geminids]

[...] brook's the obvious answer. thinkin about anything beyond that makes me feel like i'm about to hurl, so