(no subject)

[geminids]

why'd you get named what you got named
or tell me somethin about yourself i didn't already know but now i will
or whatever idk i'm bored


[BRIAR]

which question d'you want first

[BRODERICK]

d'you have a suit. [...] like i know you do but i mean a clean one. or one you can clean with magic.

Comments

Broken

[abracadavers]

Hit me.

Broken

[geminids]

no thanks you'd crumple like dollar tree tissue paper.

1 no england jokes. not even if you think brook can't hear cause she probably can and there's enough shit she thinks she should feel insecure about so we ain't gonna slap another onto that list.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Obviously I wouldn't s Okay. What's the second?

Broken

[geminids]

2 if she uses the word "mate" around you, you snitch to me. i know it's like a normal friends word for y'all but she thinks it's fun to be a lil shite about it so it ain't allowed til that tune changes.

Broken

[abracadavers]

No.

Broken

[geminids]

but it's a rule

Broken

[abracadavers]

Are you trying to sabotage my first meeting with your daughter? Snitches get stitches.

Broken

[geminids]

n kids fuckin love pushing boundaries. this is one of em, she'll only use it cause she reckons you won't know what she's gettin at.

Broken

[abracadavers]

And I'll just tell her that I do and that you wouldn't like it. I respect that you're her Dad, but I'm not tattling.

Broken

[geminids]

i'm her dad and your lover and i'm sayin you're gonna tattle.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Don't say lover.

Broken

[geminids]

well i ain't gonna say "bottom" in the same breath as talkin about my kid that'd be weird as hell

Broken

[abracadavers]

At yet you just did anyway.

I'll consider it.

Broken

[geminids]

n surprise surprise it was weird as hell.

that ain't how rules work, fran and grant'd agree with me on this.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Okay, okay. I will follow the rules.

Broken

[geminids]

thanks babe i appreciate it.

3 if there's a part of dinner that tastes like shit it's cause fran made it and yeah you're allowed to roast her. y'all went to the same cookin school.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Hell no, I'm no hypocrite. I think Fran and I are going to get along very well.

Broken

[geminids]

all y'allre gonna be like a goddamn house on fire.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Isn't that good?

Broken

[geminids]

the best. they're pack.

Broken

[abracadavers]

And do y I don't take that lightly, getting to meet your pack means a lot to me. And I know this is important for you.

It'll be good for them to meet a Welshman, too.

Broken

[geminids]

yeah but can you tell i'm doin a real good job of not freaking out about it too much

they live less than 100mi from the border you're definitely the first welshman they'll have ever met.

Broken

[abracadavers]

I can actually, wouldn't have even noticed at all. I'm incredibly charming, so you have nothing to worry about.

I figured. A real tragedy.

Broken

[geminids]

oh are you

[...] i know i was kind of a shit about meetin your friends before though and i would

Broken

[abracadavers]

I bagged you, didn't I?

It's fine. I could understand why you wouldn't.