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[geminids]

why'd you get named what you got named
or tell me somethin about yourself i didn't already know but now i will
or whatever idk i'm bored


[BRIAR]

which question d'you want first

[BRODERICK]

d'you have a suit. [...] like i know you do but i mean a clean one. or one you can clean with magic.

Comments

[abracadavers]

I really rate Bruce Springsteen.

[BRACKEN]
What kind of suit are we talking about?

[geminids]

what

[broderick]
tie n shit.

[abracadavers]

Bruce Springsteen. The Boss. I like him.

[BRACKEN]
That still doesn't help me, different occasions call for different ties "n shit." Do I need to be James Bond, or a Professor?

[geminids]

baby everybody in the fuckin world knows that. HE knows that.

[broderick]
yourself. my hot bf

[wizardjr]

I have a B name because my dad is a narcissist and a Lord Byron fan, because of course he is.

[geminids]

hey i got a b name cause mine's one of those too. [...] not the lord byron bit. just a narcissist.

[wizardjr]

Solidarity. 🤝

[geminids]

reckon he'd shit his pants if he found out his first grandpup was called brook.

[arietids]

Feel like they just wanted my name to be the polar opposite of yours.

[Bracken]

The dumber one.

[geminids]

then they did a shit job of it.

[briar]
that's subjective?????

[arietids]

Did a shit job of most things. But the vibe's pretty different.

[Bracken]

Well I can't pick a question when I don't know what they are, genius.

[osmotheque]

My name means 'one of delicate manners' which I imagine was the intention of my being named that.

Unsuccessful, ultimately. But an attempt was made.

[geminids]

you got the pinky-out vibe though.

[osmotheque]

Thank you! I can do quite a good Transatlantic accent as well.

But I can assure you that my mother would find my current set of manners awful.

[cursorily]

My parents looked in a baby name book but got bored early.

[geminids]

what if they got bored at "simon" you could've been simon simon.

[cursorily]

Oh, they're far too formal for that kind of nonsense.

[trylla]

Oh I picked it myself

[geminids]

wait we're gonna need more info. please

[trylla]

I mean technically it's just a nickname? Somebody tried Cindy for like a week and I despised it but it evolved to Cinder and that's way better.

[werewho]

Jonathan Knight was my favorite from New Kids on the Block.

[geminids]

why

[werewho]

I'm trying to remember why but I can't come up with anything besides thinking he was cute.

[abracadavers]

When you lot went on your spa outing, did you get a massage? How would you rate the masseuse?

[werewho]

I am struggling to figure out how this is related to New Kids on the Block but... I liked my massage. 7/10 maybe?