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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

Comments

Hemmings

[geminids]

holy fuck bro what the FUCK is goin on there

[...] i mean i know what's goin on. but they all think they're the unfuckable hulk???????

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Sometime this weekend, maybe?

Keenest.

[sorrower]

Saturday?

Hemmings

[arietids]

Yeah, I get it in some ways but [...] it's horrible and wrong. And it can't be making any of this easier for them.

I've been trying to figure out a way to handle it that isn't yelling at them.

Broken

[abracadavers]

You just made that up.

I'm not sure I really care. I like you, if I'm going to dance with you, I'm going to dance with you. Respectfully.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Yeah, sounds good! My treat! Let's look at some cool fish.

[abracadavers]

No idea, I know I'm...difficult sometimes, but I had no idea I inspired such effort.

Hemmings

[geminids]

can we get em all high

[arietids]

Maybe someone has a crush on you. That isn't B

Keenest.

[sorrower]

Do you think you will find them very impressive after seeing a hydra? Congratulations on your mission, by the way.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Very skeptical that that would inspire enough self-love to get over being a wolf.

Broken

[geminids]

which part. i'll back up my argument with evidence like i learned about on that debate club website.

i'm gonna dance DISrespectfully, unless you let me come over before
we i you n we go (like i still might but i wanna do that too.)

Hemmings

[geminids]

yeah but maybe they'll CHILL THE FUCK OUT for a sec.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Fish are way cuter than hydras (I was not a fan!). And thank you! I'm just glad we succeeded and nobody was seriously hurt.

[abracadavers]

I seriously doubt that. Definitely a vendetta. Probably Cheeto related.

[geminids]

wasn't me. just fyi.

Broken

[abracadavers]

You still haven't given me the details on that.

Are you going to complain about how long it takes me in the bathroom after?

Keenest.

[sorrower]

They are pretty cute. And that is very good news! How big would you say the hydra was?

Hemmings

[arietids]

They do need to relax. You can definitely suggest it. [...] I know they'll feel better about it too once they get some control, but I hope it's not a chicken and egg thing.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

I dunno, like, dinosaur-sized??? Did you ever see the Hercules Disney movie? It was like that.

Broken

[geminids]

um. pretty sure i did.

nah cause i'll be like "oh that was me" and also you only need the waist up in the mirror for that part so i'll have plenty to keep me busy

[arietids]

Never know, people flirt in weird ways. You stealing people's Cheetos in the library?

Keenest.

[sorrower]

That is quite scary. I did not know before coming here that all of these things might just be happening around the world.

Hemmings

[geminids]

tbh it just seems like [...] anxiety. which ain't fair to them cause it's not like we can just say "stop havin anxiety" but for fuck's sake they're gettin in their heads about everything.




should they like [...] fight [...] or meditate [...] i don't think fightin's the right move, turns out that's not the answer when you didn't grow up like us.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Yeah, I was also not aware that creatures like that were still a thing? I mean, I guess that's probably a good thing, because if we heard about them all the time, that would be extremely bad.