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bracken hemming 🌓 ([personal profile] geminids) wrote in [community profile] adventureic2024-02-14 09:53 am

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if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]
d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]
moon next weekend. we camping or what
arietids: (ja0400)

[personal profile] arietids 2024-02-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe someone has a crush on you. That isn't B
abracadavers: (067)

[personal profile] abracadavers 2024-02-15 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I seriously doubt that. Definitely a vendetta. Probably Cheeto related.
arietids: (ja0205)

[personal profile] arietids 2024-02-15 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Never know, people flirt in weird ways. You stealing people's Cheetos in the library?
abracadavers: (132)

[personal profile] abracadavers 2024-02-15 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Confiscating them, because they're contraband and Cheeto dust gets everywhere.
arietids: (001)

[personal profile] arietids 2024-02-15 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know why I asked, that's exactly what I assumed you were doing.

I hope no one's so dedicated to Cheetos that they'd do this just because of that.
abracadavers: (068)

[personal profile] abracadavers 2024-02-15 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
The Cheeto lobby seems like the mob, who can say.
arietids: (ja0542)

[personal profile] arietids 2024-02-15 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Is this like a worldwide plague on librarians?
abracadavers: (042)

[personal profile] abracadavers 2024-02-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
We're being targeted, clearly.
arietids: (ja0133)

[personal profile] arietids 2024-02-15 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
You are. You're so brave.
abracadavers: (119)

[personal profile] abracadavers 2024-02-15 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. First it was the sweatervests, and now this.
arietids: (ja0392)

[personal profile] arietids 2024-02-15 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I heard you also have some bell issues.
abracadavers: (110)

[personal profile] abracadavers 2024-02-15 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
We don't speak of it.
arietids: (ja0026)

[personal profile] arietids 2024-02-15 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
So you are in a feud with a bell.
abracadavers: (031)

[personal profile] abracadavers 2024-02-16 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
You can't feud with an inanimate object. Please, I'm far more mature than that.
arietids: (ja0266)

[personal profile] arietids 2024-02-16 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you are. My mistake. You just feud with the Cheeto lobby.
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[personal profile] abracadavers 2024-02-16 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse you, PepsiCo and Coca Cola have a near stranglehold on the food and beverage industry, lining their pockets with the lies they tell the rest of us. Also Cheetos are trash.
arietids: (ja0243)

[personal profile] arietids 2024-02-16 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Had no idea you had such strong opinions about the food and beverage industry. Weirdo.
abracadavers: (107)

[personal profile] abracadavers 2024-02-16 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I have strong opinions about everything. Asshole.
arietids: (ja0605)

[personal profile] arietids 2024-02-16 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Lord, you really do. Isn't that exhausting?
Edited (as though he has no strong opinions) 2024-02-16 01:40 (UTC)
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[personal profile] abracadavers 2024-02-16 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all, rage is very energizing.