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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

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[abracadavers]

That's not lame, that's sweet. How's the newest addition?

That was just the one time, I'm very aware of my limit now with you wolves which is like...1 drink for every 5 you have.

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[geminids]

oh we're not talkin right now. i played em some cody jinks this morning n they tried to eat me.

i know i'm the only one who looks it but just imagine you're drinking with linebackers. but yeah you can drop by.

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[abracadavers]

I'm going to guess by the name Cody Jinks that it was deserved.

I'll carry that mental image with me everywhere, thanks. And alright, I'll see how if sounds good.

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[geminids]

NO he's fuckin GOOD.

are you gonna go to the boneyard tomorrow

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[abracadavers]

Apparently not, I trust the cat.

I am, you?

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[geminids]

you said you've got taste. cody jinks's taste. try harder.

sharona asked me to. if timmy starts hittin on you again d'you want me to like idk grind up on you. pretty sure it won't stop him but i'll have a grand ol time

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[abracadavers]

I guess I can give it a listen.

Would you not have gone otherwise? Too much?

You're just going to do that anyways.

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[geminids]

outlaw country's basically kissin cousins with heartland rock.

not too much i just don't know em too well n could've gotten my kicks somewhere else. and i wouldn't without ASKIN we'll be surrounded by coworkers.

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[abracadavers]

You just made that up.

I'm not sure I really care. I like you, if I'm going to dance with you, I'm going to dance with you. Respectfully.

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[geminids]

which part. i'll back up my argument with evidence like i learned about on that debate club website.

i'm gonna dance DISrespectfully, unless you let me come over before
we i you n we go (like i still might but i wanna do that too.)

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[abracadavers]

You still haven't given me the details on that.

Are you going to complain about how long it takes me in the bathroom after?

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[geminids]

um. pretty sure i did.

nah cause i'll be like "oh that was me" and also you only need the waist up in the mirror for that part so i'll have plenty to keep me busy

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[abracadavers]

Maybe I want to hear it again when I come by later.

You're so gross.

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[geminids]

we ain't makin out in front of the squonk cause you got a nerd boner, it'll cry and i'll spend the whole night soaking it up into a tea towel.

one guy's "gross"'s another guy's "always horny n great at bj's" pick your poison baby

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[abracadavers]

I won't be held prisoner by emotional manipulation.

I pick good hair.

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[geminids]

yeah well that's how squonks work. heartland country's all poetry about the workin-class guy, outlaw country's that cept he has a pickup n doesn't like the government. [...] for good guy reasons.

what does that even mean

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[abracadavers]

Sounds like they should kiss while the government burns to a crisp behind them.

It means you can behave.

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[geminids]

did i or didn't i call em "kissin cousins"????????

so i can misbehave [...] later?. at the boneyard.

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[abracadavers]

Oh so now you've made me accessory to incest. Christ.

No you can misbehave before I fix my hair because of the misbehaving, dummy.

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[geminids]

oh my god shut the fuck up it's good music

but messy hair at the club's hot. it says "i seen shit" and maybe it's also like a tshirt that says "i got blown at the toronto boneyard"

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[abracadavers]

I just wanted you to talk dirty about debate rules, you're the one getting in a strop about western incest music.

Fine! You're not blowing me in the boneyard. I said before, ok? Before. It's happening before. Maybe after. There. Done. End of discussion.

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[geminids]

like i SAID oh my god shut the fuck up it's good music and if you shut the fuck up maybe i'll talk some about [...] rebuttals????

"there." 🙂

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[abracadavers]

I'm shutting the fuck up.

Not there.

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[geminids]

when you're good n buzzed after your romantic museum date with your baby bro.

not there. but before. n after. and in between i get to flirt as much as i want.

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[abracadavers]

Ha ha better date than most I've been on this day is.

With who?