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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

Comments

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Okay, I'm sorry. It's not you. I just have anxiety, especially when I care a lot about what someone thinks.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

You care a lot about what I think?

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Yeah, of course.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

I think you are wonderful, Byron. You are brilliant and creative and generous and silly. It is okay to be anxious, but I do not think you could disappoint me if you tried.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

I think you are wonderful, and that's why I want to make it up to you sometime.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

Really [...] Okay. I would like that very much.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

What do you like to do? I had fun in Montreal. Maybe we could find something here that's just as fun.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

Do you want to go on the hike that you missed out on? Or I have heard that Ripley's Aquarium is very impressive.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

I feel like I would probably annoy you on a hike, and I've never been to an aquarium... so maybe did you want to go check that out sometime?

Keenest.

[sorrower]

Yes. That sounds very fun. You are much busier than me, so whenever is best for you.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Sometime this weekend, maybe?

Keenest.

[sorrower]

Saturday?

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Yeah, sounds good! My treat! Let's look at some cool fish.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

Do you think you will find them very impressive after seeing a hydra? Congratulations on your mission, by the way.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Fish are way cuter than hydras (I was not a fan!). And thank you! I'm just glad we succeeded and nobody was seriously hurt.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

They are pretty cute. And that is very good news! How big would you say the hydra was?

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

I dunno, like, dinosaur-sized??? Did you ever see the Hercules Disney movie? It was like that.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

That is quite scary. I did not know before coming here that all of these things might just be happening around the world.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Yeah, I was also not aware that creatures like that were still a thing? I mean, I guess that's probably a good thing, because if we heard about them all the time, that would be extremely bad.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

I wonder if we do not hear about them because they are rarely a problem, or if because others have been taking care of them? Like the Xander person who sent so many ravens.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

[...] You know what? That's probably true. He did say that we were stealing his thing. I looked him up and he sounded pretty legit.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

Yes. He seems ridiculous but maybe his fellowship is good.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Apparently they're very well-established. Moreso than us if you believe what the internet has to say.

He's probably ridiculous because he's rich and old.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

Yes, probably. Cadmus also seems ridiculous.

I hope whatever is going on with them does not cause a problem for everyone here. It is good if our society is helping people. You were brave to face a creature like that.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

It kind of seems like it might just be an ancient vampire thing. Like Jeff Bezos times ten.

I hope it sorts itself out. Surely there's room for two groups to help people? And thank you. I don't feel like I did much (you should have seen Velvet out there!) but everyone's still alive so I guess that counts for something.