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[abracadavers]

Has anyone heard of Merlinnials (Millenials4Merlin.geocities.org)? Apparently some fuckwit charlatan claims he's Merlin reincarnated and has been performing magical "miracles" for all his followers.

The Society for Merlin reached out to me after they couldn't get a hold of [...] Bonaventure. They've asked for our help.

[Attached is a copy of a pamphlet screaming early 2000s emo/alt rock in red white and black, encouraging supernaturals and humans looking to be saved by magic to join their cult group]

[NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT]

Briar and Cinder had a good thought about whether Scantlebury has been acting alone in the disappearances. It may mean nothing, but I pulled a few records from the archives and Jameson Standards, Yana Getgood, and Hippolyta Pottebaum have all been here since the first iteration. At the very least, they must know something.

[ASHER]

We shouldn't leave this unfinished business with Dorr too much longer, especially given everything that's going on.

Comments

[abracadavers]

I thought I wasn't the boss of you, dream away.

NPEM

[arietids]

Definitely, and she's competent, which he needs. [...] Is there anyone we could send to snoop around that would seem clueless enough to not set off alarm bells?

It was - if he weren't missing it wouldn't be concerning at all. And unfortunately too much other scent noise to sort out if anyone was with him.

[abracadavers]

Confirm that I don't have a bald spot then!

[geminids]

you COUL thanks

Bests

[abracadavers]

Either way you had support, which you for some reason don't think you have. People like you and want you to succeed, get used to it.

[geminids]

all of the hair you've got's real nice hair.

Bests

[wizardjr]

Ugh. Gross.

[abracadavers]

I really hope we don't show up to a Merlin Sister wives situation. The way he's taken advantage of these people is sick.

[NPEM]
No, his track record is pretty dismal considering he's actively attempting to collect us like insects. What's your sense of Hippolyta?

Broya.

[abracadavers]

Oh it's fine, the prospect of getting to smash things with a baseball bat for hours sounds like my kind of Disneyland. The reminder that I maybe don't control my temper very well is less nice, but something I need to be aware of.

Oh so you don't need the invite to come over to our my place at all then.

[abracadavers]

Go join the nudist sex cult.

[geminids]

the way it frames your face's good. all swoopy.

Broya.

[werewho]

It does sound like fun.

I still appreciate the invite and will be taking you up on it. How was your date?

NPEM

[abracadavers]

Sharona has the most contact with both Scantlebury and Getgood. I've been made aware that I'm not the most...subtle person, so perhaps if someone can go under the guise of having questions about operations, maybe someone who recently settled into a new position.

Where in the building did it end?

[abracadavers]

Because it's thick and without a single bald patch. Right?

NPEM

[arietids]

Someone new to a position would be good, just to maybe get a feel of things, see who might be involved. Too bad 'you planning on putting us in snowglobes?' isn't an operations question.

Hallway on the second floor.

[geminids]

and it's soft. too many folks underestimate soft hair, that shit's therapeutic.

[osmotheque]

Sick and, unfortunately, quite common for cult leaders.

[NPEM]
It is not my favorite thing to be collected like, I will admit.

Creative, certainly. I can find little fault in her interior decorating choices. But fae are often best trusted with great care. They can, at times, be rather fickle. (A quick side note: Before you say a word, Briar, I am not calling myself fickle. I am unfairly generalizing an entire and multifaceted species.)

[cursorily]

Reincarnation's easier when you follow the family line, I've heard.

[Broderick]
I understand that's a necessary part of it, but I really don't like it.

NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT

[trylla]

I mean, okay? He also hates us? Also like legit they might just be evil shapeshifters taking advantage?

NPEM

[arietids]

I'll call you fickle, then. And rude, with all that generalizing.

NPEM

[osmotheque]

I was not inviting you to do so. Quite the opposite, actually. But as it is already done, do you think it more rude to be impolite generally or specifically? Asking for myself.

NPEM

[arietids]

I know, but I enjoy being a pain.

Generally, for sure.

NPEM

[osmotheque]

Oh, I am well aware. And you do so excel at it, bir tanem.

In that case, sometimes I cannot stand you specifically.

[abracadavers]

Well, as Byron said, I grow the best beard.

[Asher]
That's the way this goes. Have you decided who you want there?

NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT

[abracadavers]

I think we're getting ahead of ourselves, granted I agree with you that we can't trust anything right now. Byron made a good point about us all having "passwords," in case such a situation happens.