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[abracadavers]

Has anyone heard of Merlinnials (Millenials4Merlin.geocities.org)? Apparently some fuckwit charlatan claims he's Merlin reincarnated and has been performing magical "miracles" for all his followers.

The Society for Merlin reached out to me after they couldn't get a hold of [...] Bonaventure. They've asked for our help.

[Attached is a copy of a pamphlet screaming early 2000s emo/alt rock in red white and black, encouraging supernaturals and humans looking to be saved by magic to join their cult group]

[NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT]

Briar and Cinder had a good thought about whether Scantlebury has been acting alone in the disappearances. It may mean nothing, but I pulled a few records from the archives and Jameson Standards, Yana Getgood, and Hippolyta Pottebaum have all been here since the first iteration. At the very least, they must know something.

[ASHER]

We shouldn't leave this unfinished business with Dorr too much longer, especially given everything that's going on.

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NPEM

[arietids]

I'll call you fickle, then. And rude, with all that generalizing.

NPEM

[osmotheque]

I was not inviting you to do so. Quite the opposite, actually. But as it is already done, do you think it more rude to be impolite generally or specifically? Asking for myself.

NPEM

[arietids]

I know, but I enjoy being a pain.

Generally, for sure.

NPEM

[osmotheque]

Oh, I am well aware. And you do so excel at it, bir tanem.

In that case, sometimes I cannot stand you specifically.

NPEM

[arietids]

Been practicing my whole life.

The feeling's mutual.