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[abracadavers]

Has anyone heard of Merlinnials (Millenials4Merlin.geocities.org)? Apparently some fuckwit charlatan claims he's Merlin reincarnated and has been performing magical "miracles" for all his followers.

The Society for Merlin reached out to me after they couldn't get a hold of [...] Bonaventure. They've asked for our help.

[Attached is a copy of a pamphlet screaming early 2000s emo/alt rock in red white and black, encouraging supernaturals and humans looking to be saved by magic to join their cult group]

[NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT]

Briar and Cinder had a good thought about whether Scantlebury has been acting alone in the disappearances. It may mean nothing, but I pulled a few records from the archives and Jameson Standards, Yana Getgood, and Hippolyta Pottebaum have all been here since the first iteration. At the very least, they must know something.

[ASHER]

We shouldn't leave this unfinished business with Dorr too much longer, especially given everything that's going on.

Comments

[wizardjr]

Amazing. What if they try to make you their leader?

[NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT]
Hmm, I wonder if our Victorian friends remember anything about them?

Da Bonaventure was working under Jameson when he went missing.

[werewho]

[...] That means Merlin is real?

[NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT]
Which also means they might be very suspicious of us asking any questions.

[geminids]

they sound like a good time.

[eldith]

Yes. They slide into my DMs once because they needed "dwarf energy".

[cursorily]

Surely there's a less roundabout way to tell us all you're secretly Merlin, Broderick.


Broderick.
Okay. What are our options, realistically?

NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT

[trylla]

Okay if he is doing something it's definitely not alone but like ............... I'm still not convinced all the new old people are on the up and up????

NPEM

[horseboi]

Oh, they all have terrible vibes. Not surprised.

NPEM

[geminids]

what were they doin for the middle hundred years

[osmotheque]

I do rather like his fire guitar. Though it does seem a little impractical, musically speaking.

[NPEM]
Full offense intended, but Mr. Scantlebury does not seem like the type to be acting alone in most anything, considering his propensity toward making you retrieve his food for him like a vastly overqualified gofer. Unless, of course, that is also part of a larger grift. In which case, hats off to an Oscar-worthy performance.

NPEM

[arietids]

Not surprised to see Yana on that list at all.

[...] I caught Bonaventure's scent yesterday. The trail dead-ended in the building, but we found his scarf.