adventureic | (no subject)

Has anyone heard of Merlinnials (Millenials4Merlin.geocities.org)? Apparently some ~~fuckwit~~ charlatan claims he's Merlin reincarnated and has been performing magical "miracles" for all his followers.

The Society for Merlin reached out to me after they couldn't get a hold of [...] Bonaventure. They've asked for our help.

[Attached is a copy of a pamphlet screaming early 2000s emo/alt rock in red white and black, encouraging supernaturals and humans looking to be saved by magic to join their ~~cult~~ group]

[NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT]

Briar and Cinder had a good thought about whether Scantlebury has been acting alone in the disappearances. It may mean nothing, but I pulled a few records from the archives and Jameson Standards, Yana Getgood, and Hippolyta Pottebaum have all been here since the first iteration. At the very least, they must know something.

[ASHER]

We shouldn't leave this unfinished business with Dorr too much longer, especially given everything that's going on.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Someone new to a position would be good, just to maybe get a feel of things, see who might be involved. Too bad 'you planning on putting us in snowglobes?' isn't an operations question.

Hallway on the second floor.

Edited 2024-04-02 03:20 (UTC)

You're new to your position, been settling in slowly but surely haven't you?

Can you show me? I want to see if there are magical traces as well.

Not sure how well I can pull off clueless. [...] If we can think of some good questions I'm willing to try, but I don't want to do anything that'll suggest we're suspicious at all.

Yeah, whenever you want.

(no subject)

NPEM

NPEM

NPEM