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Has anyone heard of Merlinnials (Millenials4Merlin.geocities.org)? Apparently some ~~fuckwit~~ charlatan claims he's Merlin reincarnated and has been performing magical "miracles" for all his followers.

The Society for Merlin reached out to me after they couldn't get a hold of [...] Bonaventure. They've asked for our help.

[Attached is a copy of a pamphlet screaming early 2000s emo/alt rock in red white and black, encouraging supernaturals and humans looking to be saved by magic to join their ~~cult~~ group]

[NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT]

Briar and Cinder had a good thought about whether Scantlebury has been acting alone in the disappearances. It may mean nothing, but I pulled a few records from the archives and Jameson Standards, Yana Getgood, and Hippolyta Pottebaum have all been here since the first iteration. At the very least, they must know something.

[ASHER]

We shouldn't leave this unfinished business with Dorr too much longer, especially given everything that's going on.

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I bet I could get the wool textile industry to finance my cult.

[NPEM]
Maybe not, if there are more disappeared individuals between then and now that we don't know about. Or if this isn't actually them. We don't know what's been going on here beyond what's been made public. I'm not saying they're in on it, we should just be wary.

It's true. They'd love for you to be the face of Big Wool.

[NPEM]
Maybe I don't want to go anywhere with them, then. What if we have a Body Snatchers situation on our hands?

I'm sure nobody's body has been snatched. Let's not get more hysterical just yet, the snowglobes were enough sci-fi/horror for now.

Aye-aye Captain.

[BESTS]
How are you holding up? Don't say 'fine'.

Let's just keep an eye on eachother, try not to go anywhere alone, and let any of us know if you notice something off.

[Bests]
But it captures so much.

Perhaps we should all have passwords. Just in case.

[BESTS]
It does. I guess in that case, I'm fine, too.

Good idea. What's yours?

[Bests]
It's going to get better, I'm going to make sure of it Byron.

Well, I'm not going to say it here. What if there are spies in our midst?

[BESTS]
How about "Sassafras"? I've always liked that word.

Don't put that all on yourself. We'll fix it together. We fixed up this magical shithole pretty good, didn't we?

You realize if you go around saying it out loud again and again, that'll make a really shite password.

We did, there's a pretty spectacular group of people here. But you and I make a good team.