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Has anyone heard of Merlinnials (Millenials4Merlin.geocities.org)? Apparently some ~~fuckwit~~ charlatan claims he's Merlin reincarnated and has been performing magical "miracles" for all his followers.

The Society for Merlin reached out to me after they couldn't get a hold of [...] Bonaventure. They've asked for our help.

[Attached is a copy of a pamphlet screaming early 2000s emo/alt rock in red white and black, encouraging supernaturals and humans looking to be saved by magic to join their ~~cult~~ group]

[NON PROBABLY-EVIL-MANAGEMENT]

Briar and Cinder had a good thought about whether Scantlebury has been acting alone in the disappearances. It may mean nothing, but I pulled a few records from the archives and Jameson Standards, Yana Getgood, and Hippolyta Pottebaum have all been here since the first iteration. At the very least, they must know something.

[ASHER]

We shouldn't leave this unfinished business with Dorr too much longer, especially given everything that's going on.

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Ah, ok. [...] How strange would it be if he was Criss Angel? Are any famous magicians actual Wizards?

[Broderick]
After everything I think we should plan to get really drunk and find a way to let your simmering temper out.

Thanks. I haven't really heard much from her. And I kinda didn't want to tell her everything that has happened while she's been away in case it made her feel like she needed to come back.

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A good number actually. It's looked down upon, but with that kind of money most of them don't give a shit. David Copperfield most famously - he and Stevie Nicks got into it once and she laid him out in the parking lot of a Pizza Hut. And of course, a magician named GOB.

[Maya]
You ever been to one of those rage rooms?

She's been doing so much, taken on a lot of responsibility in a short period of time. It's sweet of you to look out for her like that. Speaking of sweet ...

This new information about Stevie Nicks makes a lot of sense.

[Broderick]
I actually haven't been to one. Have you?

You'll have to be more specific with your "speaking of sweet" transition.

Witches get sensitive about these things, rightly so. Believe me, as a medium, if I ever meet Theresa Caputo...

[Maya]
No, but I've been told by a number of people to go to one. It didn't sound like a friendly suggestion so much as a demand.

Asher. You and Asher.

Well, forget them. We can make it into something fun rather than whatever sass that person was giving you.

He's been good company while I have been without a roommate.

Oh it's fine, the prospect of getting to smash things with a baseball bat for hours sounds like my kind of Disneyland. The reminder that I maybe don't control my temper very well is less nice, but something I need to be aware of.

Oh so you don't need the invite to come over to ~~our~~ my place at all then.

It does sound like fun.

I still appreciate the invite and will be taking you up on it. How was your date?

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It was good.

I'm glad. I will ask for the highlights in person because I wanna see how big your smile is when you tell the story.

Shut up. Go bully him.

Oh, I have every single intention of getting highlights from both of you.

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