BACKDATED: posted friday at the end of speed dating

[geminids]

[BRODERICK, during/after this; this should be a text but i'm too lazy to format it that way bc i'll be on mobile later.]

NO

[BRIAR, also during the above & w/ the same format caveat]

fuck you stop we cant be a pack if you fuckin kill me

[PUBLIC, at the end of speed dating]

who found love
who found lust
tell me all of it

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[abracadavers]

No that was definitely for you asshole.
[...]
Wait. Do you know Trapper?

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[geminids]

idk dYOU know trapper

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[abracadavers]

Oh you definitely know him.

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[geminids]

oh look
another shot from bri

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[abracadavers]

Oh you REALLY know him.
Fess up dickhead. Why do I need to stay away from him?

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[geminids]

cause he thinks hes real charmin
[...]
mostly cause he is

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[abracadavers]

[...]

[...]

Did he do something to you?

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[geminids]

i could maybe fuck up a dragon???????????
it just aint fair that you get to keep meetin all my exes
aint balanced

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[abracadavers]

Trapper is your ex.

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[geminids]

mightve smooched a time or 2

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[abracadavers]

I see. Charming was he?

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[geminids]

mightve swapped bjs behind a horse trailer or 6

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[abracadavers]

Wow, sounds like peak romance.

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[geminids]

oh yeah like all of your teen deals starred tom hanks n fuckin meg ryan

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[abracadavers]

Obviously they starred Harrison Ford.
[...]
How long were you two together?

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[geminids]

idk

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[abracadavers]

Why are being cagey about this? We all have exes.

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[geminids]

[...]
dont get mad
n dont make it weird neither
but yall make a pretty table

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[abracadavers]

You can't be serious.

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[geminids]

its me
no shit i am
deadly

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[abracadavers]

Do you have unresolved feelings for him still or something? Maybe the table will be prettier if you're sitting in my place.

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[geminids]

everybodys got a lil somethin left over for like their first good
just pull me up another chair
a
third

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[abracadavers]

First
I didn't even want to be h
Y

Sure. Maybe I can hear more about teenage Bracken.

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[geminids]

upped my bj game since then
[...] all my games
and my game game

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[abracadavers]

Not really the conversation topic I want to hear about. But good to know.

Trapper.