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[geminids]

why'd you get named what you got named
or tell me somethin about yourself i didn't already know but now i will
or whatever idk i'm bored


[BRIAR]

which question d'you want first

[BRODERICK]

d'you have a suit. [...] like i know you do but i mean a clean one. or one you can clean with magic.

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[abracadavers]

You're a saint for putting up with me.

And? Is that supposed to get old?

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[geminids]

yeah that's why there's a cross n all 🙂

no. [...] it's in portland and everything's local zoophyte dishes and maybe i got an invitation to their opening thing a while back and maybe i decided to forget about it cause i was like "oh fuck no"

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[abracadavers]

Wait, you were invited? I'm the arm candy of an invited VIP?

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[geminids]

not if you're gonna act like that you ain't

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[abracadavers]

I can be great arm candy.

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[geminids]

yeah but i don't wanna be a vip. i wanna be the arm candy. i'm happy as arm candy.

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[abracadavers]

It's important to be pushed outside of our comfort zones. For growth.

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[geminids]

what if i say "i got growth for you"

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[abracadavers]

I'd say you should get that checked out by a medical professional.

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[geminids]

why should i when i got my own doc at home.

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[abracadavers]

Because I'm not sure my PhD in the history of social and political practices of magic is going to help save your dick.

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[geminids]

i am. but ok fine. you still want to come for the thing? [...] it might be [...] idk 4 hours from now.

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[abracadavers]

Do I still want to go on a fancy-ass date with you? Yes. Always.

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[geminids]

ok cool i'll pick you up a bit before. and by pick you up i mean swing by n almost make us late.


[...] what about next week. are you free on [...] friday for [...] a no suit thing
you'd have to wear clothes though

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[abracadavers]

I'll take a suitable amount of time on my hair then.

I'm free Friday and have clothes. You know, you planning all these dates is very cute.

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[geminids]

yeah the next 3 hours

this one ain't a date so maybe hold your sheep. we'd have to [...] be on good behavior.

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[abracadavers]

Are you complaining?

I'm always on my best behaviour. You going to tell me where I'm going to be so angelic?

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[geminids]

[...] depends. on if you want [...] reckon you're ready to meet fran n grant n brook.

[abracadavers]

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[abracadavers]

I'd love to meet them.

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[geminids]

figured as much.

[...]



got a rule or two though

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[abracadavers]

Hit me.

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[geminids]

no thanks you'd crumple like dollar tree tissue paper.

1 no england jokes. not even if you think brook can't hear cause she probably can and there's enough shit she thinks she should feel insecure about so we ain't gonna slap another onto that list.

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[abracadavers]

Obviously I wouldn't s Okay. What's the second?

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[geminids]

2 if she uses the word "mate" around you, you snitch to me. i know it's like a normal friends word for y'all but she thinks it's fun to be a lil shite about it so it ain't allowed til that tune changes.