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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

Comments

[wizardjr]

@ richard

If that's playing hard to get, then I guess I'm very hard to get.

[lepreconned]

Would you describe your strategy as coy?

[wizardjr]

I don't really have a strategy. I was kidding. I'm not really dateable.

[lepreconned]

Got it. Coy and excessively humble...

You're too smart for that kind of nonsense statement, babe. I'm an expert. But if you don't want to be dateable, that's a totally valid choice too and I salute you. Self-love ;)

[wizardjr]

[...] Yeah.

[sorrower]

I thought you were a great prom date. I am sorry you did not have more fun.

[wizardjr]

I'm sorry. I feel really terrible that I didn't give you a better prom experience.

[sorrower]

Please do not feel terrible. I did not care about having a "prom experience." I had fun playing foosball.

[wizardjr]

Thank you for inviting me, though! You are so kind and nice and I just feel like a disappointment. I'll make it up to you, I promise. The awkwardness is all on my end.

[sorrower]

Byron, you are not a disappointment and you do not need to make up anything. I did not care about going to the prom until you said you would go with me. Whatever we did there was always going to be fine with me. [...] I am sorry I made you go.

[wizardjr]

No no no, please don't apologize! You're great! I only said yes because it was you. I was legitimately planning on hiking out into the mountains to avoid everyone.

[sorrower]

That sounds peaceful. I caused you a lot of stress instead.

[wizardjr]

No! Please don't feel bad.

[sorrower]

Do not feel bad that I feel bad that you feel bad. I am losing track.

[wizardjr]

Okay, well can we start over? It was a nice thing you did and I'm grateful. Thank you.

[sorrower]

If anything it is something nice you did for me. Thank you very much for coming. I wish It doesn't

[wizardjr]

Thank you and I'm sorry for not being roman dancing. I hope you have a great rest of your day.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

You do not need to apologize for that either.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

[...]

Okay. I'll stop.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

It does not seem like you are able to believe me if I say I am enjoying myself.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

I just worry about disappointing you.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

That is not something you need to worry about. I have enjoyed any time I have spent with you, and I do not have some kind of expectation.

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Okay, I'm sorry. It's not you. I just have anxiety, especially when I care a lot about what someone thinks.

Keenest.

[sorrower]

You care a lot about what I think?

Keenest.

[wizardjr]

Yeah, of course.