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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

Comments

[abracadavers]

Shut up.

I'd actually really love to know what went through your mind at the moment, before you saw the "asshole" one.

[arietids]

I was just thinking that you were really unoriginal. No sweet talk or anything.

[abracadavers]

Well you know me, cut the bullshit, get straight to the point. I would have used a verb though, and a few more adjectives. I just want that known.

[arietids]

Unfortunately I require a bit of finesse.

I'm actually kind of impressed at how many of these went out under your name.

[abracadavers]

Damn, I guess it just wasn't meant to be. You sound high maintenance.

Is 'impressed' what we're going with because I'm not feeling that right now.

[arietids]

Sad for us. I am.

I'm impressed that someone wanted to annoy you this much. Any idea who it is?

[abracadavers]

No idea, I know I'm...difficult sometimes, but I had no idea I inspired such effort.

[arietids]

Maybe someone has a crush on you. That isn't B

[abracadavers]

I seriously doubt that. Definitely a vendetta. Probably Cheeto related.

[arietids]

Never know, people flirt in weird ways. You stealing people's Cheetos in the library?

[abracadavers]

Confiscating them, because they're contraband and Cheeto dust gets everywhere.

[arietids]

I don't even know why I asked, that's exactly what I assumed you were doing.

I hope no one's so dedicated to Cheetos that they'd do this just because of that.

[abracadavers]

The Cheeto lobby seems like the mob, who can say.

[arietids]

Is this like a worldwide plague on librarians?

[abracadavers]

We're being targeted, clearly.

[arietids]

You are. You're so brave.

[abracadavers]

Thank you. First it was the sweatervests, and now this.

[arietids]

I heard you also have some bell issues.

[abracadavers]

We don't speak of it.

[arietids]

So you are in a feud with a bell.

[abracadavers]

You can't feud with an inanimate object. Please, I'm far more mature than that.

[geminids]

wasn't me. just fyi.

[abracadavers]

Crossed you off the list a long time ago.

[geminids]

when you realized i'd never use that many capitals

[abracadavers]

Exactly that, yeah.