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[abracadavers]

As an update: the arcade game that vanished has been located in the Archives where it will be closely monitored. Unfortunately, we weren't able to get your money back.

The Knowledge Department encourages you not to trust suspicious (and probably nefarious) pixelated fortune-tellers with your future. Though I'm also obligated to say that divination is a "legitimate" legitimate magical practice and that if you have questions you can visit Grego Gregory. Personally, I think you can trust yourselves best.


Now. Who the hell belongs to these cats?

[NEM]

Elliott got back to me and confirmed that Yana, Jameson and Hippolyta left QF with Cadmus and have been around since the start. He also confirmed that Yana is a shapeshifter...not that this is a surprise to any of us.

Comments

[werewho]

Did you get a fortune?

I can't claim any cats.

[NEM]
At least it confirms who we shouldn't be taking meetings alone with.

[abracadavers]

I did. You?

Well unless someone comes forward, you could.

[NEM]
Has anyone noticed anything off with Jameson or Hippolyta?

[werewho]

No, I was very strongly warned against it.

I'm sure they must belong to someone.

[NEM]
Nothing has seemed very out of the ordinary for me. I was hoping this was only going to be a Cadmus and Yana problem rather than it being more widespread. At least Siberee isn't involved.

[abracadavers]

Oh? By?

Is it not suspicious that they're somehow only following me?

[NEM]
We assume, at least. I have an HR issue so perhaps I'll see if I can glean anything from Jameson.

[werewho]

I'm sure the answer will be incredibly surprising to you. Would you like to guess?

Maybe they liked the smel look of you. They saw that beard and were like, yea, he's ours now.

[NEM]
If she's involved it's only a matter of time before they figure out we're filtering about them.

You are going with a buddy to HR, right?

NEM

[cursorily]

I almost forgot, I got a note I'm supposed to stop by HR, actually.

NEM

[werewho]

You were just randomly asked to stop by HR?

NEM

[cursorily]

I'm not sure it was random. I guess we'll find out when I show up.

NEM

[abracadavers]

I don't need you to come, fool. Might be weird to have you sit in on a conversation about another employee.

NEM

[cursorily]

I'm not making this up. I got a note and everything.

NEM

[geminids]

are you gettin sacked

NEM

[cursorily]

You don't sack people on a Monday. Or Tuesday, I suppose.

NEM

[werewho]

What was the tone of the note?

NEM

[abracadavers]

Hm. Well it's a good thing that we'll be going together then. It's from Jameson?

[abracadavers]

Oh I think I have my answer. Who knew he had such strong feelings about it.

It is an impressive beard.

[werewho]

Certainly not something that I predicted.

Seems like we might need to get you more cat food than whatever you have for Blooper.

[abracadavers]

No? Didn't consult the cards?

They're not staying, they have to belong to someone.

[cursorily]

Ha ha.

[abracadavers]

:) as the youths say.

[geminids]

but if they don't

[abracadavers]

[...] do we have room in the yard?

[geminids]

i mean. we do but we ain't a cat rescue.

[werewho]

As it happens, I don't even own a set of mundane tarot cards.

How many are there?

[abracadavers]

I will say, they can be very beautiful.

11...no, 12. Victor Hugo was hiding behind the bin.

[werewho]

They are, which is probably the only reason I have been tempted to think about buying them.

Victor Hugo? If you've already named them then they are definitely yours.