BACKDATED: posted friday at the end of speed dating

[geminids]

[BRODERICK, during/after this; this should be a text but i'm too lazy to format it that way bc i'll be on mobile later.]

NO

[BRIAR, also during the above & w/ the same format caveat]

fuck you stop we cant be a pack if you fuckin kill me

[PUBLIC, at the end of speed dating]

who found love
who found lust
tell me all of it

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[abracadavers]

I don't think it's appropriate for the host to contact participants like this.

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[geminids]

fuck appropriate
fuck you
don't fuck trapper

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[abracadavers]

Well my name tag says looking for a relationship. Who knows where the night will go.

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[geminids]

home with me
the host

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[abracadavers]

Sounds like an abuse of power.
"Trapper" and I are really hitting it off.

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[geminids]

well STOP IT

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[abracadavers]

No. I'm having a GREAT time. Take your shots.

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[geminids]

black velvets more trappers shit
maybe you ordered for the wrong fuckin buckaroo
asshole

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[abracadavers]

No that was definitely for you asshole.
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Wait. Do you know Trapper?

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[geminids]

idk dYOU know trapper

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[abracadavers]

Oh you definitely know him.

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[geminids]

oh look
another shot from bri

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[abracadavers]

Oh you REALLY know him.
Fess up dickhead. Why do I need to stay away from him?

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[geminids]

cause he thinks hes real charmin
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mostly cause he is

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[abracadavers]

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Did he do something to you?

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[geminids]

i could maybe fuck up a dragon???????????
it just aint fair that you get to keep meetin all my exes
aint balanced

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[abracadavers]

Trapper is your ex.

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[geminids]

mightve smooched a time or 2

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[abracadavers]

I see. Charming was he?

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[geminids]

mightve swapped bjs behind a horse trailer or 6

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[abracadavers]

Wow, sounds like peak romance.

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[geminids]

oh yeah like all of your teen deals starred tom hanks n fuckin meg ryan

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[abracadavers]

Obviously they starred Harrison Ford.
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How long were you two together?

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[geminids]

idk

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[abracadavers]

Why are being cagey about this? We all have exes.