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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

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[geminids]

or you've gotta learn more words than "i'm coming." not that i'm gonna complain.

yeah and even if she was my type, barkin's like a warning bell. you don't want that on your valentine.
[...] who else got one

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[abracadavers]

Do you want this coffee or not?

So what you're saying is "you" sent her a romantic threat. So far: Timmy, Velvet, and Beatrice. I guess it's good to get a reputation for propositioning your coworkers.

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[geminids]

yes please ✨sir✨

idk maybe they just don't know wolves n thought it was a "hey."
ok but d'you reckon you're gonna

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[abracadavers]

Going to what?

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[geminids]

take em up on it. or's askin that gonna cross a line i ain't supposed to.

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[abracadavers]

Why would it be crossing a line? And no, I'm not. I didn't even send them in the first place.

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[geminids]

sometimes guys don't wanna talk about other folks. look at all your options now though, you're swimmin in em.

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[abracadavers]

I'm not swimming in anything. And none of that bothers me, you're the only one I'm sleeping with.

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[geminids]

by choice or circumstance

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[abracadavers]

By choice? I don't really sleep around.

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[geminids]

ok. good to know.

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[abracadavers]

Not that I'm judging anyone who does I get the im.

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[geminids]

subtle

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[abracadavers]

I've never been accused of that.

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[geminids]

true. i do really sleep around

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[abracadavers]

May Well, I'm sure you're swimming in offers yourself. Seems like "hotness" was a requirement in hiring at this place.

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[geminids]

you kept me pretty busy so far actually. got bars n apps for when you don't.

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[abracadavers]

Glad you're not suffering too badly, then.

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[geminids]

only when that's the flavor of the day 🙂

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[abracadavers]

Jesus. Spoiled, and here I am with a Frappuccino on delivery.

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[geminids]

yeah pretty sure i didn't earn any of it but i'll take what i can get. thanks for the flower btw

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[abracadavers]

Sorry it was just the...one. Thank you for yours.

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[geminids]

yeah but i just learned you're into ones of stuff so it seems like a fittin number.

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[abracadavers]

Oh yeah, I'm really into the number 1. I'm going to make it my whole identity.

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[geminids]

you're goddamn competitive enough to make it work. wanna cement that by kickin my ass at pool again