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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

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[abracadavers]

Fresh out, I guess.

[geminids]

what if i'd settle for a normal coffee

[abracadavers]

I've already bought the monstrosity, shut up.

[geminids]

it was not shuttin up that got me a monstrosity in the first place, why would i start now. or ever.

[abracadavers]

You're right, I keep rewarding bad behaviour. I need to do better for us both so, I'm sure someone else will enjoy this.

[geminids]

hey wait

[abracadavers]

Happy Valentine's Day.

[geminids]

🙁

[broderick]
please

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[abracadavers]

It's on it's way.

[...] You didn't get any weird notes from me did you? Or has anyone received any weird notes from you?

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[geminids]

are you sendin an intern

i got one addressed to some guy called "flannel." and apparently i hit on ophelia. did you really not send that to ti

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[abracadavers]

No, obviously I'm coming.

Did you ask her to meet you somewhere?

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[geminids]

congrats but are you sendin it with an intern after you clean up

barked at her. what's your deal.

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[abracadavers]

That's twice now, you people need new material.

Barked at her? Well apparently I asked several people if they were dtf in random locations across the city, so. Wondering if it's just me who pissed someone off, or someone has a fucked up idea of matchmaking.

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[geminids]

or you've gotta learn more words than "i'm coming." not that i'm gonna complain.

yeah and even if she was my type, barkin's like a warning bell. you don't want that on your valentine.
[...] who else got one

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[abracadavers]

Do you want this coffee or not?

So what you're saying is "you" sent her a romantic threat. So far: Timmy, Velvet, and Beatrice. I guess it's good to get a reputation for propositioning your coworkers.

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[geminids]

yes please ✨sir✨

idk maybe they just don't know wolves n thought it was a "hey."
ok but d'you reckon you're gonna

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[abracadavers]

Going to what?

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[geminids]

take em up on it. or's askin that gonna cross a line i ain't supposed to.

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[abracadavers]

Why would it be crossing a line? And no, I'm not. I didn't even send them in the first place.

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[geminids]

sometimes guys don't wanna talk about other folks. look at all your options now though, you're swimmin in em.

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[abracadavers]

I'm not swimming in anything. And none of that bothers me, you're the only one I'm sleeping with.

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[geminids]

by choice or circumstance

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[abracadavers]

By choice? I don't really sleep around.

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[geminids]

ok. good to know.

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[abracadavers]

Not that I'm judging anyone who does I get the im.